Cate Fox
Well-Known Member
Cats are pointless c***s owned by lazy c***s. They should be rounded up and burnt to provide heat in old peoples homes.
I'm far from being a lazy c**t thanks very much :icon_sad:
Cats are pointless c***s owned by lazy c***s. They should be rounded up and burnt to provide heat in old peoples homes.
Shite, agree with a Druid... I feel dirtyCats are pointless c***s owned by lazy c***s. They should be rounded up and burnt to provide heat in old peoples homes.
Exactly, so why waste valuable gas or electricity on them when a smouldering cat will do the job just as well.But OAP homes are also full of pointless, lazy *****.
Next day took it to the vets and had it nipped, then released it back into society.
Do you exercise your pet in a controlled manner, or simply open the back door and let them please themself? (worse still have a catflap because you can't even be arsed to open the door?)I'm far from being a lazy c**t thanks very much :icon_sad:
Do you live near Swansea?Someone did that in our village and the owners were incensed.
Personally, if a cat is allowed to roam it ceases to be a pet and becomes vermin - fair game for country sports in my book. If it roams into my garden I should be able to bring about a swift death. And by 'cat' I mean 'thieving gypsy bastard'.
Do you live near Swansea?
You try putting a lead on a cat.Do you exercise your pet in a controlled manner, or simply open the back door and let them please themself? (worse still have a catflap because you can't even be arsed to open the door?)
Eh?Do you buy pouches of food because opening a tin and chopping meat is too much hastle?
Cat owners should have litter trays and should empty them frequently.Do you clear up after your pet or believe poo is biodegradable so will self cleanse.
You try putting a cat in a bath.Do you brush and bath your pet
Visitors have the option to wave the nearest foot at my cats, they usually get the message.or are you happy to have a saliva covered furbag sit on your lap and rub up against visitors to your home?
Yep, sounds like a complete ****.Nothing personal. I just hate cats. Next door have 5 of the bleeders and forced me to buy a dog to keep them out of my garden. She is a lazy c***. Husband does all the cooking and housework while she swans off abroad with her mates on a regular basis on his credit card allowing her cats to do what ever they will. He is thick as shit. C****.
Does a snare count?You try putting a lead on a cat.
My point is cats are the pet of choice of women and gays
Cat owners should use a toilet like everyone else.Cat owners should have litter trays and should empty them frequently.
If it was up to me they'd all be in a bath. With a lid on.You try putting a cat in a bath.
Cats are c****. They sneak up from behind and rub their stink on you before you get a chance to convert them.Visitors have the option to wave the nearest foot at my cats, they usually get the message.
Agreed.Yep, sounds like a complete ****.
It's old news, but what the **** does Ronald think he's doing in the picture?
Is he running some kind of awareness program in his front room?
"I am being forced to keep them in. I just can't afford to let them go, but they're eager to get outside."
Twat.
:icon_conf'if you can't be them join them'
'if you can't be them join them'
Do you exercise your pet in a controlled manner, or simply open the back door and let them please themself? (worse still have a catflap because you can't even be arsed to open the door?)
Do you buy pouches of food because opening a tin and chopping meat is too much hastle?
Do you clear up after your pet or believe poo is biodegradable so will self cleanse.
Do you brush and bath your pet, or are you happy to have a saliva covered furbag sit on your lap and rub up against visitors to your home?
Nothing personal. I just hate cats. Next door have 5 of the bleeders and forced me to buy a dog to keep them out of my garden. She is a lazy c***. Husband does all the cooking and housework while she swans off abroad with her mates on a regular basis on his credit card allowing her cats to do what ever they will. He is thick as shit. C****.
Fat ginger cats generally tend to be c***s (in my experience). There's one that keeps letting itself into my girlfriends house, shitting, spraying and eating her cat's food. We've caught it beating the shit out of Bertie (her cat) a few times, also.
Our methods for keeping it away haven't stretched beyond me throwing an apple core at it.
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