Chris Kirkland

[Jeff]

do you call your hoover a vacuum cleaner?

I do. But mine isn't a hoover, it's a Dyson.

 

[Durham Fox]

do you call your hoover a vacuum cleaner?

:icon_roll

A Dyson

 

[Mawsley]

I'm logging off now, I have to make tea then use my electrically powered device that uses an air pump to create a partial vacuum to lift up dust and dirt and render the house cleaner.

 

[Kingy_85]

I'm logging off now, I have to make tea then use my electrically powered device that uses an air pump to create a partial vacuum to do that thing my missus never does, dispite countless begging.

:icon_conf

 

[Macky]

I'm logging off now, I have to make tea then use my electrically powered device that uses an air pump to create a partial vacuum to lift up dust and dirt and render the house cleaner.

You use a penis pump to clean up dirt? That must take forever

 

[Blue Maniac]

Would (Weale) do? different name but plays the same
Sorry Nottingham Fox.My spelling was as bad as his playing (but i can improve ,he cant .

Talk about overreaction. What utter nonsense.

I've only got to you before Blue Maniac does ...

:icon_wink

Does it get annonunced over the tannoy, "in goal, number 1 Chris Weale, that's Weale without a H,"

Surely it would be 'an H'. H does not begin with an H :icon_wink

and its public address system

do you call your hoover a vacuum cleaner?

:icon_roll

Always :icon_bigg

 

[bocadillo]

do you call your hoover a vacuum cleaner?

:icon_roll

I do. But mine isn't a hoover, it's a Dyson.

We call our Dyson a hoover.

Does this mean we won't go to heaven?

 

[Biffa Bacon]

I call our dyson a heap of sh!t that hardly ever works, do I get a prize?

It is the Chris Kirkland of cleaners.

 

[Jeff]

I call our dyson a heap of sh!t that hardly ever works

Maybe your Mrs isn't using it properly...

 

[FOX Franks]

Maybe your Mrs isn't using it properly...

Maybe she's lying about using it at all!

 

[RHYDAL]

Hetty. That is all.

 

[Han]

We've got Henry to do all of our vacuuming. He's less fussy than that Hetty character.

 

[RHYDAL]

We've got Henry to do all of our vacuuming. He's less fussy than that Hetty character.

Henry is a Forest fan. FACT.

 

[Han]

Henry is a Forest fan. FACT.

That's not surprising. He's always come accross as a bit of a sucker.

 

[RHYDAL]

That's not surprising. He's always come accross as a bit of a sucker.

Cue pendants.....

 

[Biffa Bacon]

Maybe she's lying about using it at all!

She's never lie about using it, she has asthma you know so can't go near anything as dusty as a hoover.

 

[Mawsley]

You use a penis pump to clean up dirt? That must take forever

It's not hard.

 

[camberwell fox]

It's not hard.

Clearly

 

[Granite Fox]

Hetty. That is all.

Hetty sucks. Can she blow as well?

 

[Leesoh]

I call our dyson a heap of sh!t that hardly ever works, do I get a prize?

It is the Chris Kirkland of cleaners.

Maybe your Mrs isn't using it properly...

Maybe she's lying about using it at all!

He knows I don't use the Dyson; I use the smaller vacuum cleaner we bought to replace the Dyson because the Dyson is a useless piece of crap.

She's never lie about using it, she has asthma you know so can't go near anything as dusty as a hoover.

Shut yer noise. If you didn't keep on coming in and out of the house, it would be a hell of a lot cleaner.