Credit Crunch

[newtonfox]

hot tight lardy arse?

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Durham Fox]

Excellent. I now feel much happier knowing my real salary is almost 18k p.a.

Should I inform my personal advisor at JCP of this revelation?

Its not your real salary, its your pro rata salary.

 

[newtonfox]

Japanese car giant Honda last night announced it was halting production at its UK plant for FOUR months.

here

 

[Hazzman]

here

Alright then, Newts. Calm down on the scare mongering. We know the world's in a shitter at the minute.

 

[Melton Fox]

Alright then, Newts. Calm down on the scare mongering. We know the world's in a shitter at the minute.

I wasn't scared by it.

 

[Hazzman]

Out of interest Melts has your area of work suffered any downturns because of the credit panic?

 

[Melton Fox]

Out of interest Melts has your area of work suffered any downturns because of the credit panic?

One of my friends/customers went bankrupt last week, but in general we're doing quite well out of it. Although I do expect one or two more to drop off at some point.

Koi only outlets are suffering a little, but also the time of year doesn't help them. The tropical fish market is doing very well for the time being and I put that down to the fact that people are spending more time at home and are looking for something to occupy their time without spending big.

We're 20% up on last year's turnover.

 

[newtonfox]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/...-bail-out-timeline-Hold-until-January-19.html

 

[Melton Fox]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/...-bail-out-timeline-Hold-until-January-19.html

That doesn't say anything!!!

Do you think we can hold out until Jan 19th?

 

[newtonfox]

That doesn't say anything!!!

Do you think we can hold out until Jan 19th?

do i care

 

[Melton Fox]

do i care

Well I'm kind of guessing you do, or am I being a little presumptuous in thinking you care just because you posted on the topic?

 

[newtonfox]

Well I'm kind of guessing you do, or am I being a little presumptuous in thinking you care just because you posted on the topic?

i dont care we are ****ed end of :icon_wink.

 

[Melton Fox]

i dont care we are ****ed end of :icon_wink.

So what's going to happen to us?

 

[newtonfox]

So what's going to happen to us?

Do i look like ****ing mystic meg

 

[Melton Fox]

Do i look like ****ing mystic meg

Well when you said you knew our fate, I presumed, quite wrongly, that you had the finer details to hand.

 

[highland fox]

Do i look like ****ing mystic meg

I doubt it even she has standards

 

[Feriol]

Do i look like ****ing mystic meg

Even she is begging for a government bailout!

 

[Han]

Its not your real salary, its your pro rata salary.

I would have thought that the Pro Rata salary is what she actually gets paid. full pay is gross

 

[Jeff]

I would have thought that the Pro Rata salary is what she actually gets paid. full pay is gross

You would be wrong.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Nathan
I would have thought that the Pro Rata salary is what she actually gets paid. full pay is gross

You would be wrong.

:icon_bigg:icon_bigg:icon_bigg


1) you don't get paid pro-rata, people use that to measure the cost of an FTE, you get paid for what hours you work.
2) you don't get paid gross anyway, not if you're PAYE