As many of you know, I came on to this board because I couldn't believe in the La Manga story, as I honestly felt I knew Paul Dickov and knew that he would never do anything dishonourable. To my mind he was a legend.
I can't tell you how gutted I am over his decision to go with the Souey mob, after the love and support and total belief he's had from me, and this forum generally. If I see him playing for Blackburn - which I doubt, as he'll be there as geriatric super sub - I'll throw my Krug 1982 at my B&O telly screen. That's how deeply I feel.
Betrayed.
Paul Dickov, I am trying to understand. I bet you and your family had a lovely home in Altrincham or Alderley Edge in blingblingland, and you want to get back to it. I know that you want to spend the rest of your career saving for that Leisure Centre/hotel complex you'd like to own in Fuengirola/Benindat. All strength to your little elbow.
But personally, you let me and my adopted city, and my adopted team, down.
You're a Judas.
All of us in our time have been offered 30 pieces of silver, and I'm at the stage in my career when I take silly money, as I just did, from the Male on Sunday. But I did it ironically, and everyone who knows me will see the joke, and enjoy the laff, as I do.
Dickov, what you did to us isn't a joke in any sense. You lied. You're a liar.
I hope you can live with it.
For my part, I'll never forget it. And I'll hound you for the rest of your playing career for being a lying toerag to those who believed in what you said to your former fans here in Leicester.
Whenever my opinion is sought, as it will be continually in the next few months, I'll mention you as being the example of what's wrong in the mens' professional game of football. Your loyalty can be bought. You gave lip-service and endeavour to a team which saved you from obscurity, but in the end, Alderley Edge with its cheap pretensions of sham Tudor architecture and MDF oak-style beams holds you to its Tory heart.
You could have been a contender, as they say. You're a sham.
Live with it. And without me, and Maff, and all the good guys on this board.
Crawl back into obscurity.
Live a life with money, and without respect.