The player reviews are in:
Schmeichel - barely anything to do all game
Justin - not Ricardo, not his fault
Evans - quality, thoroughly pissed off at what he saw about him
Soyuncu - quality, going to Bayern or Dortmund in all likelihood
Chilwell - average, will win 80 england caps at chelsea and lose us the world cup quarter final by giving away a penalty in extra time
Ndidi - like a bear with massive claws, with a bunny rabbit in his paws thinking "how am i going to kill this rabbit", and then he looks at his claws, and then he looks at the rabbit.
Tielemans - greater passer, super slow and weak, unless we are in the ascendency. Plays like he's got chronic fatigue syndrome
Praet - i can see why they liked him in Italy.
Maddison - injured, still better than the others, but not as good as he should be.
Barnes - will be good in a few years
Albrighton - was good a few years ago
Gray - was good for 10 minutes
Iheanacho - good on FIFA
Perez - was good at Southampton
Vardy - he is superman, no fans in the stadium is his cryptonite, rebekah vardy wants to be lois lane, but she's 'ursa' the quite fit, but ultimately not well liked one from the planet zod
Manager: Brendan Rodgers - quite good at closing out a season.