Heskey to return?

[Kingy_85]

Can somebody PLEASE explain why so often people who have an opinion on football are also DERANGED !!!!!!

http://www.thebluearmy.co.uk/news/Leicester-City-assistant-Bruno-Oliveira-does-rule-Emile-Heskey/article-2548663-detail/article.html

DERANGED COMMENT #1 -"forget Heskey go for Owen on a years loan"

DERANGED COMMENT #2 - "Heskey was Englands best player at the WC"

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[Mike - True Blue Tinter]

I don't know how much truth is in this, but I have just been having a chat with my spurs supporting mate via email about gallas and he said his cousin works at the walkers and there has been a lot of faxes flying about today concerning the return of Heskey!

Now he has no reason to lie to me but maybe his cousin is lying to him.

So your mate's cousin works in the LCFC fax room? If there were any truth in the rumour, I am sure they would only need one to confirm his salary and one to confirm a medical, not 'lots of faxes'.

Has football not entered the 21st century world of digitally signed emails yet?

 

[FryattFox]

So your mate's cousin works in the LCFC fax room? If there were any truth in the rumour, I am sure they would only need one to confirm his salary and one to confirm a medical, not 'lots of faxes'.

Has football not entered the 21st century world of digitally signed emails yet?

Bear in mind that they will need a fax to/from the lorry driver so that he can tell all of his mates, a couple of faxes to let the Mockery and Stringer know asap, a general fax to the LCFC fax room just to keep them in the loop, and 2 faxes to Nigeria as a Nigerian prince has promised to fund the massive gap in Heskey's wages.

 

[Steven]

Already been fitted for a shirt. :icon_wink

 

[drummindefender]

Love it!

 

[escos66]

So your mate's cousin works in the LCFC fax room? If there were any truth in the rumour, I am sure they would only need one to confirm his salary and one to confirm a medical, not 'lots of faxes'.

Has football not entered the 21st century world of digitally signed emails yet?

Bear in mind that they will need a fax to/from the lorry driver so that he can tell all of his mates, a couple of faxes to let the Mockery and Stringer know asap, a general fax to the LCFC fax room just to keep them in the loop, and 2 faxes to Nigeria as a Nigerian prince has promised to fund the massive gap in Heskey's wages.

 

[fitz]

Has football not entered the 21st century world of digitally signed emails yet?

Loads of places still use faxes. Councils are especially bad for it, I suppose it gives people an excuse for forgetting to do their job if a fax 'goes missing' as they so often do

 

[Kingy_85]

For fax sake.

 

[Mike - True Blue Tinter]

Well I will not believe that Heskey is coming here until Newts tells us he has seen him at the stadium. Only then will we know it is true.

 

[Jeff]

Only then will we know it is true.

Only then will we know it's ture.

 

[Harbro-Fox]

Never going to happen, wouldn't mind it happening though!

 

[Ian Marshall]

I didn't know if I was for or against this, but I've decided to go with my heart (and that picture swayed it just a little) and say GET HIM IN!

 

[Graz]

It won't happen, but would love it if it did.

 

[merchant_banker]

Howard first half, Heskey second?

 

[Ian Marshall]

Just a thought... wonder how much of this is down to the Thai owners (I mean the desire to do it, not just the financial part) since Heskey is associated with our most recent successful period and so perhaps as the 'big name' associated with Leicester, he's the one our new Thai overlords want?

Maybe this was very obvious to everyone else, but I'm very slow.

Following on from this, I bet they're on wikipedia or actually something a bit more sophisticated tracking down Kasey Keller, Simon Grayson, Johann Cruyff, Lee Chapman and Franck Rolling.

I've got Iwan Roberts on Twitter. I'm going to ask the question.

 

[Harbro-Fox]

Howard first half, Heskey second?

Ahaha I bet centre backs would love that!

 

[Filthy Rich]

Just a thought... wonder how much of this is down to the Thai owners (I mean the desire to do it, not just the financial part) since Heskey is associated with our most recent successful period and so perhaps as the 'big name' associated with Leicester, he's the one our new Thai overlords want?

Oh crikey! None of it is down to the owners! It was a question put to our assistant manager by a BBC reporter asking what he thought about Bellamy going to Cardiff and comparing it, for instance, to Heskey coming here.

That's ALL!!!!!

 

[Ian Marshall]

Oh crikey! None of it is down to the owners! It was a question put to our assistant manager by a BBC reporter asking what he thought about Bellamy going to Cardiff and comparing it, for instance, to Heskey coming here.

That's ALL!!!!!

Oh come on, live a little!

Don't menstruate, speculate.

Etc.

ps good use of 'crikey'.

 

[homer]

Don't know whether the rumours are becoming more or less ridiculous as the weeks go by

Either way, sweet Baby Jebus, please make them go away

 

[Kingy_85]

Is he here yet ?