How Are People Feeling Today?

[stevewalshwasgod]

Yes, that's what male humans do, take the piss out of each other & have a bit of crack & banter.
Always have done, always will.

If you don't like it then why the **** are you here?
Seriously, why are you here if you don't like it?

Do something that makes you happy, go off & have wank, take up knitting, anything, just stop feeling sorry for yourself.

Ok Jeremey Kyle

 

[Macky]

t It didnt cheer me up when I saw BG's post about me.

Aaww, boo ****ing hoo.
I've no notion which BG post you're on about but just ****ing stand up for yourself & give it back for ****sake.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

Aaww, boo ****ing hoo.
I've no notion which BG post you're on about but just ****ing stand up for yourself & give it back for ****sake.

OK, but Im not as quick as you lot, you lot are experts at it

 

[Macky]

OK, but Im not as quick as you lot, you lot are experts at it

:icon_lol:

Take your time there's no rush, just throw a few '****s' & '****s' about & you'll soon get the hang of it.

 

[Macky]

Anyways, I'm feeling delighted with myself I've just discovered a new drink, vodka & Lilt, it is ****ing delightful.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

Anyways, I'm feeling delighted with myself I've just discovered a new drink, vodka & Lilt, it is ****ing delightful.

Ive got the lilt just need to find some vodka

 

[Melton Fox]

Anyways, I'm feeling delighted with myself I've just discovered a new drink, vodka & Lilt, it is ****ing delightful.

Otherwise known as a Black Russian :icon_lol:

 

[MKFox]

Anyways, I'm feeling delighted with myself I've just discovered a new drink, vodka & Lilt, it is ****ing delightful.

Nice one, the kids got some cherryade and cream soda today so i may try some new cocktails with the port, voddy and murphys a bit later.

 

[Macky]

Otherwise known as a Black Russian :icon_lol:

No that'd be vodka, Tia Maria & coke.:icon_roll

I've just invented this drink & no-one has ever thought of it before. Ever.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

patent it

 

[Melton Fox]

No that'd be vodka, Tia Maria & coke.:icon_roll

I've just invented this drink & no-one has ever thought of it before. Ever.

Lilt = Black
Vodka = Russian

I was just referring to the typical drinker of said products back in their supposed country of origin.

 

[Macky]

Lilt = Black
Vodka = Russian

I was just referring to the typical drinker of said products back in their supposed country of origin.

Riiiighto. :icon_lol:

Niamh, my young one, thinks I should call it a 'Vilt' or a 'fruity vodka'.

I'm open to, better, suggestions.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

Riiiighto. :icon_lol:

Niamh, my young one, thinks I should call it a 'Vilt' or a 'fruity vodka'.

I'm open to, better, suggestions.

just make sure you copyright it, could be worth a fortune

 

[Melton Fox]

Jungle Wanked

 

[Macky]

Jungle Wanked

I think we have a winner! :icon_lol:

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

I can just see that now on the shelves of ASDA

 

[Disco Bob]

Transexual.

 

[Macky]

Transexual.

You're feeling transexual today DB?

Utterly fascinating creatures those lady-boys.

 

[Disco Bob]

You're feeling transexual today DB?

Utterly fascinating creatures those lady-boys.

There's a chasm of difference between pre-op and post-op

 

[Macky]

There's a chasm of difference between pre-op and post-op

:icon_bigg
Depends how good the surgeon is I 'spose