Disco Bob
New Member
I don't have to do the ironing because I did it once and did it so badly I've never been allowed back near the stuff.
Now it magically does it itself every week and then the clothes fairies put it all away in my drawers.
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Now it magically does it itself every week and then the clothes fairies put it all away in my drawers.
MKFox
New Member
Be wary for her alter ego, the wallet fairy....
Leesoh
Active Member
I bet you did it badly on purpose. :icon_roll
I like the sound of that, can I be her friend?
MKFox
New Member
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
:icon_lol: I love stories like this, it makes me realise that perhaps the world isn't such a bad place after all.
Disco Bob
New Member
Seeing as the wife goes to work while I dick about all day - the wallet fairy is my bitch.
Siouxsie
Moderator
both ! ouch ! How on earth?
Boy Genius
Banned
How you typing on the PC then? We also want to hear how you wiped your arse this morning too.....
Singth
Active Member
How you typing on the PC then? We also want to hear how you wiped your arse this morning too.....
I can see the funny side now that I am sat here with both arms in cast. Feckin hurt like mad this morning though before I went to the hospital. Fell awkwardly last night and done 'em in but dosed up on painkillers and went to bed thinking it was a bad sprain.
I can type but it just takes ages and I haven't been for a shit yet. Might have to sit in the bath and wash me arse with the shower.
andy15
New Member
Pissed off, had a great night last and when i went back into school today i was hoping for loads of conversations about the game with football fans, but i mostly got stuff said like "probably played their reserves", "aha you conceded 2 goals in 5 minutes" and "only the carling cup". Have decided that most of the people in my year are glory hunting twats who know nothing about the game,one person who i knew was a proper chelsea fan, when i said "what a match", they replied "oh what the 6-0 win", i said "we played you last night" and they said "oh yer that was 4-0 wasnt it":icon_roll.
Only a 1 and a half years left until i can hopefully go to demontford uni ,kent is shite, if it wasnt for forums i wouldnt have anyone to talk to about leicester.
Only a 1 and a half years left until i can hopefully go to demontford uni ,kent is shite, if it wasnt for forums i wouldnt have anyone to talk to about leicester.
MKFox
New Member
Boy Genius
Banned
Durham Fox
El Dude Brother.
Needs one of them things off dragons den :icon_lol:
Boy Genius
Banned
what the Millwall bloke?
Darth Vodka
Well-Known Member
hung over and stupid
Hazzman
New Member
Weirdo
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