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boring ****
did you have a manicure as well...
actually, having biten my nails for years and stopped about 6 months ago, they are almost getting to the stage where a manicure would be possible. What's the best thing to go for?
 
a good shit
just off for me second of the morning. fiorentina pizza and about a million chilli olives washed down with a few peronis and a bottle of red last night. not making for a comfortable arse
 
It is always a relief when you wake up and think 'shyzer, am I dazzled?' and then realise that no you are not dazzled, just 'razzled'. It's almost as good as perfectly fried bread.
 
Bored, I want a new car but can't find any decent ones, anyone know what day the Motors section comes out in the Mockery?
 
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