homer
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How Are People Feeling Today?
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camberwell fox
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You made those up didn't you - tit.
homer
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You, sir, are an idiot
Tit Monday isn't just any old day of the week - it's a belief system, a whole state of mind
It is the moment that a spanky young minx (or old minx - let's not be ageist here) starts off a whole new working week by declaring to the world that the summer jugfest has begun. It is a statement of her intent to display her wares to the working man and fill him with the joys of wobbly breastage as he sets out on what he thought was just another dull week at the office.
It cannot fall at the weekend, it cannot fall on a bank holiday, and it certainly cannot fall on a Friday when she may simply be tarted up for the Friday night piss up
It can only be a Monday, and to suggest otherwise is heresy of the highest order
Tit Monday isn't just any old day of the week - it's a belief system, a whole state of mind
It is the moment that a spanky young minx (or old minx - let's not be ageist here) starts off a whole new working week by declaring to the world that the summer jugfest has begun. It is a statement of her intent to display her wares to the working man and fill him with the joys of wobbly breastage as he sets out on what he thought was just another dull week at the office.
It cannot fall at the weekend, it cannot fall on a bank holiday, and it certainly cannot fall on a Friday when she may simply be tarted up for the Friday night piss up
It can only be a Monday, and to suggest otherwise is heresy of the highest order
enderby fox
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You, sir, are an idiot
Tit Monday isn't just any old day of the week - it's a belief system, a whole state of mind
It is the moment that a spanky young minx (or old minx - let's not be ageist here) starts off a whole new working week by declaring to the world that the summer jugfest has begun. It is a statement of her intent to display her wares to the working man and fill him with the joys of wobbly breastage as he sets out on what he thought was just another dull week at the office.
It cannot fall at the weekend, it cannot fall on a bank holiday, and it certainly cannot fall on a Friday when she may simply be tarted up for the Friday night piss up
It can only be a Monday, and to suggest otherw*s* is heresy of the highest order
Superb
fosseboy83
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You, sir, are an idiot
Tit Monday isn't just any old day of the week - it's a belief system, a whole state of mind
It is the moment that a spanky young minx (or old minx - let's not be ageist here) starts off a whole new working week by declaring to the world that the summer jugfest has begun. It is a statement of her intent to display her wares to the working man and fill him with the joys of wobbly breastage as he sets out on what he thought was just another dull week at the office.
It cannot fall at the weekend, it cannot fall on a bank holiday, and it certainly cannot fall on a Friday when she may simply be tarted up for the Friday night piss up
It can only be a Monday, and to suggest otherw*s* is heresy of the highest order
well put Homs
homer
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Like easter, tit monday is a moveable feast...
I've read that somewhere before
It is simply wrong - Easter Monday always falls on a Monday. It could never fall on a Thursday, could it ? That would destroy the whole belief system underpinning what it stands for
To misunderstand this key tenet of Tit Monday is to misunderstand the whole concept altogether
homer
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Real Sharapova
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Remember I'm down sarf Homey, I'm due to work in the City in a couple of weeks, so I'm pretty sure there will be a bit of a show on. Having said that, I ended up in a nightclub in Donny after the game the other week and it was definitely tit Tuesday even though it was friggin' freezing out. Thought I'd ended up in the Bigg Market in Newcastle.
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Blue Maniac
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Why am I not interested in cheb talk? Am I ill?
MKFox
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Very....:icon_conf
Lako42
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That's what Alex thought.
fitz
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Feeling like a sack of turds, found out I've got to have surgery on my throat in 2 weeks time. Day before my birthday too. Been ill for a while now and just discovered its some stupid problem caused by coughing....coughing of all the fecking things! Will have a fecked face and neck for a week and possibly lose a number of teeth :icon_roll
MKFox
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Macky
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Doggie_muz
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You, sir, are an idiot
Tit Monday isn't just any old day of the week - it's a belief system, a whole state of mind
It is the moment that a spanky young minx (or old minx - let's not be ageist here) starts off a whole new working week by declaring to the world that the summer jugfest has begun. It is a statement of her intent to display her wares to the working man and fill him with the joys of wobbly breastage as he sets out on what he thought was just another dull week at the office.
It cannot fall at the weekend, it cannot fall on a bank holiday, and it certainly cannot fall on a Friday when she may simply be tarted up for the Friday night piss up
It can only be a Monday, and to suggest otherw*s* is heresy of the highest order
Post of the year - to disagree with Homer is to disregard life itself,... at least when it comes to Tit knowledge.
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