How Are People Feeling Today?

[Johnski]

Its not as taxing as women like you to believe. Bung the clothes in, powder in the tray, select setting, press go, easy! Its the same with ironing, cooking etc, next they will be saying child birth hurts...... Ive trodden on a plug, I know what pain is love! :icon_wink

i suppose i could look into the whole washing machine/oven and iron thing maybe my local college runs a cours or something, i agree with the standing on a plug thing never have i heard a man say i want to stand on a plug again, yet women all ways want another baby it doesn't hurt they just enjoy the attention.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I can think of only one solution,

Everyone stays single and has 'friends with benefits'.

There, all sorted.

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If only men could reproduce asexualy then we could just get rid of women all together, but then i suppose id have to learn how to use a washing machine.

Didn't take you long to lose my sympathy did it?

i agree with the standing on a plug thing never have i heard a man say i want to stand on a plug again, yet women all ways want another baby it doesn't hurt they just enjoy the attention.

In reverse order, the five greatest pains a person can endure:
5. Standing on a plug.
4. Being kicked, punched, or otherwise struck in the testicles.
3. Having a coconut smashed up your arse by a bodybuilder with a 28lb sledgehammer.
2. Being a Leicester fan last Friday night.
1. Child birth.

 

[Johnski]

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Didn't take you long to lose my sympathy did it?


In reverse order, the five greatest pains a person can endure:
5. Standing on a plug.
4. Being kicked, punched, or otherw*s* struck in the testicles.
3. Having a coconut smashed up your arse by a bodybuilder with a 28lb sledgehammer.
2. Being a Leicester fan last Friday night.
1. Child birth.

how can you possibly know how both of those feel?

 

[fcukcov]

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Didn't take you long to lose my sympathy did it?


In reverse order, the five greatest pains a person can endure:
5. Standing on a plug.
4. Being kicked, punched, or otherw*s* struck in the testicles.
3. Having a coconut smashed up your arse by a bodybuilder with a 28lb sledgehammer.
2. Being a Leicester fan last Friday night.
1. Child birth.

I can't believe stubbing your toe didn't make the list!

 

[Blue Maniac]

how can you possibly know how both of those feel?

I don't. But I have experienced 4 and 2, and I know someone who has been through 2 and 1.

 

[Blaby blue blood]

how can you possibly know how both of those feel?

5. Standing on a plug.
4. Being kicked, punched, or otherw*s* struck in the testicles.
3. Having a coconut smashed up your arse by a bodybuilder with a 28lb sledgehammer.
2. Being a Leicester fan last Friday night.
1. Child birth.

To be honest, this one is whats worrying me the most :icon_conf

 

[four king power]

I can't believe stubbing your toe didn't make the list!

Catching you nob in while doing up your flys!!!

 

[Hazzman]

2. Being a Leicester fan last Friday night.
.

x10...if you actually had the blind faith and stupidity to actually attend in person. Further multiplied if you were one of the few who managed to witness all 94 minutes.

 

[beaumontfox]

x20 if you are still going Norwich after that farce.
(or x30 if you didnt go Friday and are STILL going tomorrow:icon_redf)

If only men could reproduce asexualy then we could just get rid of women all together, but then i suppose id have to learn how to use a washing machine.

Blokes wouldn't be able to cope if if was just them. You might not like to admit it but you NEED us.(Whereas we can quite happily tell you all to feck off and live without the lot of you)

You're hysterical, my stomach hurts from laughing so much

Nah, that's indigestion.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Nah, that's indigestion.

i hear pineapple juice can cure that

 

[SwedeFox]

Daniel Craig is shooting a film 500 meters from my house today, interesting.

 

[Hazzman]

Daniel Craig is shooting a film 500 meters from my house today, interesting.

Girl with Dragon Tattoo? He's cast as Blomkvist in the US version.

 

[SwedeFox]

Girl with Dragon Tattoo? He's cast as Blomkvist in the US version.

Indeed!

 

[Cate Fox]

Indeed!

I've been trying to read the book, but am finding it quite difficult to get into...

 

[SwedeFox]

I've been trying to read the book, but am finding it quite difficult to get into...

I haven't actually read any of Larsson's books (nor seen the films), but as they have become such a huge success pretty much everywhere in Europe I suppose they must have something special. Have you read them, Hazzman?

 

[Mawsley]

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Didn't take you long to lose my sympathy did it?


In reverse order, the five greatest pains a person can endure:
5. Standing on a plug.
4. Being kicked, punched, or otherw*s* struck in the testicles.
3. Having a coconut smashed up your arse by a bodybuilder with a 28lb sledgehammer.
2. Being a Leicester fan last Friday night.
1. Child birth.

Where the hell is 'being dumped by your long-term girlfriend on your 21st birthday'?

And she didn't even buy me a present.

Time does not heal all wounds.

 

[Hazzman]

I haven't actually read any of Larsson's books (nor seen the films), but as they have become such a huge success pretty much everywhere in Europe I suppose they must have something special. Have you read them, Hazzman?

I have nearly finished the final book. I like them but I can understand why some didn't, the amount of detail and needless information is excessive.

 

[Cate Fox]

I have nearly finished the final book. I like them but I can understand why some didn't, the amount of detail and needless information is excessive.

I think that's why I am finding it hard going, its far too descriptive. I shall persevere...

 

[Blue Maniac]

Where the hell is 'being dumped by your long-term girlfriend on your 21st birthday'?

And she didn't even buy me a present.

Time does not heal all wounds.

I wouldn't know. I spent my 21st on a beach in Queensland accompanied by a blonde, 18-year-old Australian with massive tits.

Christ, I miss that place.

 

[Boy Genius]

I've been trying to read the book, but am finding it quite difficult to get into...

No colouring pages?