Can't believe my flatmates' lack of kitchen/food knowledge. Been asked questions such as 'I bought these kit-kats last week, will they have gone off?', 'You can't get food poisoning from chicken can you?' And 'How long do I soak rice for?' Me - 'You don't have to, just boil it'. Two days later the pan of uncooked rice is still on the side ****ing fermenting.
Does anyone know if she's got very big hands ?
They are quite small actually. But they can still clutch an amazingly large glass of wine.:icon_wink
Feeling absolutely nackered.
Got to wake myself up a bit - its my stag night tonight!
And you're not already out? Pull yourself together man!!
I'm at work mate.
As an aside, this is about my 5th stag do and I have been rather bullied in to it. Its a cracking excuse for everyone else see.
Good excuse to crack out a floral shirt, a bit too much tweed and maybe a medallion and check out Maidstone's finest
Tired, some asswipe decided to knock on my front door at 8am....
You would have been grateful if your ass had needed wiping.
someone dead?Tired, some asswipe decided to knock on my front door at 8am....
someone dead?
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