How do you solve a crisis of confidence?

[FryattFox]

Kill all of them one by one in front of each other.

Do you kill the best player first or last? Any confusion may severely dent confidence, and therefore our chances on Tuesday.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I think dpj is onto something with this praying idea. Everyone pray to the baby Jebus or the sun or something.

 

[Mawsley]

1. Jumbo pot of Vaseline
2. Mrs Macky

 

[H T B]

Get an experienced player on loan to read them the riot act. Take the squad to see a shrink.. or just pray, if we do turn it round we could be the play-off team "in-form"

Interestingly, Ipswich started to turn things around when they took an experienced midfielder in on loan. Riche Wellens.
Just saying, like, so don't stone me.

 

[Lako42]

Do you kill the best player first or last? Any confusion may severely dent confidence, and therefore our chances on Tuesday.

Start with the shittest players, when the remaining players realise you were not joking they may promise to play better to save themselves.

Confidence worries will soon fade.

 

[FryattFox]

Start with the shittest players, when the remaining players realise you were not joking they may promise to play better to save themselves.

Confidence worries will soon fade.

Will Knockaert and Wood care when you start by shooting Conrad Logan and Futacs (brought back especially)?!

You haven't thought this through at all.

Start with a big name I say.

 

[Mawsley]

Crush their cars - hit them where it hurts.

 

[M17TT C]

Get coked up.

 

[Lako42]

Get coked up.

Acid. Let's start doing acid when we go one down, and the players.

 

[Mawsley]

A motivational poster. Something with puppies, a rainbow and a child without limbs.

 

[Han]

Flamin' Hot

 

[Macky]

We need a facebook campaign

 

[Miles Away]

Tits. Big, bouncy, oily tits. Preferably Kelly Brooks.

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

A trip to Dubai.

 

[step]

Find the root cause of why the whole squad has lost their confidence at the same time and get the root cause to apologise and then convince the squad that they are not crap and he was wrong and totally out of order. Alternatively remove the root cause. but not until the end of this season

 

[Blue Maniac]

Find the root cause of why the whole squad has lost their confidence at the same time and get the root cause to apologise and then convince the squad that they are not crap and he was wrong and totally out of order. Alternatively remove the root cause. but not until the end of this season

What if the root cause is the spaghetti bolognese from six weeks ago?

 

[SwedeFox]

Print up "Please Go Root Cause!" signs.

 

[Graz]

Usually go for a drunk fat girl as an easy target.

 

[Blaarev]

Find the root cause of why the whole squad has lost their confidence at the same time and get the root cause to apologise and then convince the squad that they are not crap and he was wrong and totally out of order. Alternatively remove the root cause. but not until the end of this season

What if the root cause is the spaghetti bolognese from six weeks ago?

Then we should do all we can to keep it come the end of the season. By then, it will probably have turned into that beast of a midfielder we're missing.

 

[Jeff]

Interestingly, Ipswich started to turn things around when they took an experienced midfielder in on loan. Riche Wellens.

They lost five of the seven games he played for them. I think we could match that record if we bring him into the team.