Jacko dies!

[homer]

Reports of Jackson dying of a heart attack on the Cardiac Ward are apparently untrue.

He died on the Childrens Ward while having a stroke.

Lovely stuff


Farewell to the kiddy-fiddling freak

 

[Blue Maniac]

Early reports say that Michael Jackson has not been this stiff since McCauley Culkin stayed over in Neverland.

 

[Real Sharapova]

Lovely stuff


Farewell to the kiddy-fiddling freak

I'm with you homey.

 

[Biff]

Uri Geller has said he was the one who took Jacko's virginity.

He's been bent ever since...............

 

[Macky]

They've cancelled all of his dates this summer.
David aged 8, Peter aged 7 and John aged 8 are all said to be disappointed

 

[Macky]

Not such a clever thing to say mate. Whatever your thoughts of Michael Jackson were - the guy was a legend - his music was iconic ...

His music? Quincy Jones' music would be more accurate

 

[SJN-Fox]

Jockeys at tomorrows race meetings will wear armbands out of respect to Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 3 year olds in living memory

 

[Macky]

 

[RHYDAL]

What's the difference between Jacko and Farah Fawcett?


Farah played about with majors.

 

[lazzer]

Reports say he actually tripped over his own kids pram before having a heart attack. Police say its too early to blame it on the buggy

 

[Blue Maniac]

Reports say he actually tripped over his own kids pram before having a heart attack. Police say its too early to blame it on the buggy

2/10

 

[homer]

2/10

I'd say two thirty, rather than just two........

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

it doesnt take long before the 'jokes' come out does it....

 

[Steven]

His music? Quincy Jones' music would be more accurate

Quite. The real genius on Thriller was Quincy who produced a masterpiece. Jackson merely came along for the ride. :icon_wink

 

[lazzer]

Urgent messagefrom the RSPCA home needed for abandoned monkey very friendly,house trained, loves being tugged off with a white glove.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Quite. The real genius on Thriller was Quincy who produced a masterpiece. Jackson merely came along for the ride. :icon_wink

quincy may have produced a masterpiece but it still had to be delivered properly to turn it into a masterpiece :icon_wink

 

[Macky]

quincy may have produced a masterpiece but it still had to be delivered properly to turn it into a masterpiece :icon_wink

Without Quincy Jones, Jacko would've disappeared into obscurity years ago

 

[Macky]

I've heard he's going to be recycled into plastic party cups, so that kids will still be able to get their lips around his rim

 

[lazzer]

I've heard he's going to be recycled into plastic party cups, so that kids will still be able to get their lips around his rim

Lovely stuff :icon_lol:

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Without Quincy Jones, Jacko would've disappeared into obscurity years ago

i didnt realise that quincy jones only worked with jacko :icon_wink