Pre Match Leicester City vs Ipswich Town

[spionfox]

Screw your emaciated, vapid tarts - give me a woman who has lived, laughed and eaten. Give me tits and arse and a gorgeous stomach to touch and bury your fingers in. Give me someone who isn't self-obsessed and narcissistic. Yum.

There's someone who fits that description not long entered the jungle on IACGMOOH.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I prefer Saggy

Me too.

 

[Mawsley]

There's someone who fits that description not long entered the jungle on IACGMOOH.

I'll cut my own bollocks off, lightly fry them with some onion and eat them on a round of toast before I ever dip down to watch that ridiculous excrement.

 

[spionfox]

I'll cut my own bollocks off, lightly fry them with some onion and eat them on a round of toast before I ever dip down to watch that ridiculous excrement.

Don't forget the Chianti Mr Lector.

 

[Macky]

I'll cut my own bollocks off, lightly fry them with some onion and eat them on a round of toast before I ever dip down to watch that ridiculous excrement.

That's just disgusting. How could you eat bollocks with fried onion? Try them with mushrooms.