Moronic footballers

[spionfox]

My vote goes to Ashley Cole

 

[Mawsley]

My vote goes to Ashley Cole

It's the patented Martin Allen approach to motivating staff.

 

[FryattFox]

"...blood pouring from his side."

Obviously we'll never know any proper details, but that article sounds like a load of cr*p.

 

[fitz]

"...blood pouring from his side."

Obviously we'll never know any proper details, but that article sounds like a load of cr*p.

My thoughts are the same. Would have to be hit in an unfortunate spot for it to be pouring.....

 

[Ike O'Noclassed]

Taking potshots at Lufbra Uni students is a popular pastime round here, since they banned fox hunting.

 

[Billyjof]

In the moronic stakes there isn't much that beats shooting a work experience kid.

There are and have been far bigger arseholes on football.

Ladys and gentlemen I give you Mr. Roy Keane.

 

[The Major]

Pinched from Nick on FT;


1) Apparently Ashley Cole was so shocked at shooting the kid he then crashed his car into him



2) It's not the first time Ashley Cole has shot his load into someone he shouldn’t have



3) Ashley Cole might have shot the work experience kid, but it was Didier Drogba that fell to the floor in agony



4) Ashley Cole - once a gunner, always a gunner



5) It's the last time any of the Chelsea lads will ever joke about Ashley Cole having a tiny weapon



6) What's the difference between Ashley Cole and Raoul Moat? One of them went on a rampage after his Geordie wife left him, the other went fishing with Gazza


7) What are the three scariest words Carlo Ancelotti can use at Chelsea? "Extra shooting practice"


8) There's some good news for Ashley - he's now qualified to be vice-president of the USA


9) There's also good news for the workie, Chelsea fan Tom Cowan. He had Cole in his Fantasy League team, so he's picked up +2points for a shot on target.



10) ‘No Ashley… that’s not how you play Call of Duty’

 

[Siouxsie]

Seriously though, in what other "normal" job (army etc excepted) could you take a loaded gun to work, never mind actually shoot someone, without major repercussions?

 

[bocadillo]

Seriously though, in what other "normal" job (army etc excepted) could you take a loaded gun to work, never mind actually shoot someone, without major repercussions?

I think even in the army there would be major repercussions in circumstances such as this.

 

[Macky]

Just in case you weren't sure what happened, NMA have come to the rescue

[YOUTUBE]ldCWdIbp02s[/YOUTUBE]

 

[FryattFox]

Great video!

I didn't realise that they had CCTV in the changing room.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Just in case you weren't sure what happened, NMA have come to the rescue

[YOUTUBE]ldCWdIbp02s[/YOUTUBE]

Bring back Biff.

 

[Cate Fox]

Bring back Biff.

No thanks

 

[SwedeFox]

http://www.coleofduty.com/

 

[Willlow]

Rather than starting a new thread I thought I would just add this video here.

Mario Balotelli - not only is he an overrated, miserable, spoil prat. He is also a MORON!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz7W2QW0s18&feature=related

Apologies if this has been posted before.

 

[Mawsley]

Rather than starting a new thread I thought I would just add this video here.

Mario Balotelli - not only is he an overrated, miserable, spoil prat. He is also a MORON!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz7W2QW0s18&feature=related

Apologies if this has been posted before.

Delightful! :icon_lol:

 

[fox58]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/12950670.stm

Rooney looking at 2 match ban

 

[MKFox]

Rooney looking at 20 year ban

not long enough for that twat....

 

[cazlcfc]

not long enough for that twat....

 

[Biffa Bacon]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/12950670.stm

Rooney looking at 2 match ban

I hate Rooney but if some sky cameraman was thrusting his camera in my face telling me to kiss it I'd tell the fecker to kiss my arse. Why would any player want to run over and kiss the camera after scoring??