pds
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Oi, my bedroom jokes are the envy of the male population. There is nothing inappropriate about them, especially the one about the headboard and the rocket launcher :icon_lol:
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Oi, my bedroom jokes are the envy of the male population. There is nothing inappropriate about them, especially the one about the headboard and the rocket launcher :icon_lol:
Can't believe you let them do something like that Fitz.
Let them cancel it.
Melton is a joke in the bedroom :icon_bigg
:icon_lol: they say it everytimePeople who say “oh, anywhere nice?” when you tell them you are going on holiday soon. No twat im not going anywhere nice I had heard Afghanistan was nice at this time of year so im going there to sit in the desert and count the times I get shot at whilst being pimped by an opium baron, twat. Of course im going somewhere nice else I wouldn’t have ****ing booked it would I.
People who say “oh, anywhere nice?” when you tell them you are going on holiday soon. No twat im not going anywhere nice I had heard Afghanistan was nice at this time of year so im going there to sit in the desert and count the times I get shot at whilst being pimped by an opium baron, twat. Of course im going somewhere nice else I wouldn’t have ****ing booked it would I.
I never go on holiday so I don't have that problem,however if they did ask ''oh anywhere nice?'' I'd tell them to mind their own fecking business
Your standard answer for anybody that tries to engage in conversation with you.
my brother in law and other cusin brothers in law all support man u wear the shirt and get so excited when they play never been to watch a game and fecking love the shit out of the team they are born no where near to the club and make it seem like there loyal fans, feck no, they just support the team because they have won the league, laim or fecking whatthis bloke at work getting all excited about man utd's new signings.. TWAT have you ever been to a match no.. well shut the **** up then, tosser
well saidmy brother in law and other cusin brothers in law all support man u wear the shirt and get so excited when they play never been to watch a game and fecking love the shit out of the team they are born no where near to the club and make it seem like there loyal fans, feck no, they just support the team because they have won the league, laim or fecking what
they question on me why i support a crap team in leicester then i say i was born here its the first team i watch on tv and my dad always took me to the games to get me interested in the sport and team and it worked i live and die leicester city and they shut the feck up, they cant argue agaist that
i feel better now:icon_lol:
Aye,wouldn't believe I own a Visitor Info Centre would you
my brother in law and other cusin brothers in law all support man u wear the shirt and get so excited when they play never been to watch a game and fecking love the shit out of the team they are born no where near to the club and make it seem like there loyal fans, feck no, they just support the team because they have won the league, laim or fecking what
they question on me why i support a crap team in leicester then i say i was born here its the first team i watch on tv and my dad always took me to the games to get me interested in the sport and team and it worked i live and die leicester city and they shut the feck up, they cant argue agaist that
i feel better now:icon_lol:
We all get sucked in to supporting a football team somehow. It doesn't matter what people's motives were to start supporting a particular club, it was their choice!
You say you were taken to games by your dad, thats why you supported city. if the only football you had ween was on tv, like your friends, you might've been a man u fan too.
Or dirty.We all get sucked
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Liverpool | 6 | 15 |
2 | Manchester C | 6 | 14 |
3 | Arsenal | 6 | 14 |
4 | Chelsea | 6 | 13 |
5 | Aston Villa | 5 | 12 |
6 | Fulham | 6 | 11 |
7 | Newcastle | 6 | 11 |
8 | Brighton | 6 | 9 |
9 | Nottm F | 6 | 9 |
10 | Tottenham | 5 | 7 |
11 | Manchester U | 5 | 7 |
12 | Brentford | 6 | 7 |
13 | Bournemouth | 5 | 5 |
14 | West Ham | 6 | 5 |
15 | Everton | 6 | 4 |
16 | Leicester | 6 | 3 |
17 | Palace | 6 | 3 |
18 | Ipswich | 5 | 3 |
19 | Southampton | 5 | 1 |
20 | Wolves | 6 | 1 |