People That Piss You Off

[Hazzman]

nah he didnt make contact but that was because of my excellent ducking and diving skills..he was a bit 'simple' (apologies to simpletons) and i was feeling a tad umpty so i walked away chuntering :icon_roll

latest claim in the council offices

A woman and her 4 year old child went up to the floor where they aren't allowed in the reference library looking for toilet. Despite various signs saying no entry, the 4 year old decided to open up a door. The child's fingers got trapped and a trip to hospital was in order.

Claim - 'The door was too aggressive', 'surely, you can get a door on hinges what dont swing so much'. :icon_roll

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

Welcome back swwg! :icon_roll

thanks

 

[MKFox]

Postmen who come earlier than usual

stop wearing stockings for him then.....


You disgust me, do you know that?

 

[Boy Genius]

OB, bastards!!!!

 

[Lako42]

OB, bastards!!!!

what happened

 

[Boy Genius]

what happened

just dont like them, never have never will.

Just have to keep reminding myself of it. Harry Roberts should be out this year

 

[Lako42]

just dont like them, never have never will.

Just have to keep reminding myself of it. Harry Roberts should be out this year

amen

 

[Boy Genius]

amen

they must be the most stupid bunch of twats since the keystone cops, and they talk about arming them........

 

[Lako42]

they must be the most stupid bunch of twats since the keystone cops, and they talk about arming them........

would be the worst decision since the decision to let americans have guns

 

[Melton Fox]

People who insist on munching food in your ears whilst talking to them on the phone, namely bloody apples!!, the noisiest phoneline crunch in the world!!!.

 

[muzzysgal]

People who insist on muching food in your ears whilst talking to them on the phone, namely bloody apples!!, the noisiest phoneline crunch in the world!!!.

That's just downright rude

I wouldn't bother talking to them again

 

[Lako42]

That's just downright rude

I wouldn't bother talking to them again

i rarely talk to apples anyway, especially not over the phone.

 

[Melton Fox]

I wouldn't bother talking to them again

That's an option, but the topic of conversation far out weighed the apple business.

 

[Feriol]

That's an option, but the topic of conversation far out weighed the apple business.

Phone Sex?

 

[Boy Genius]

That's an option, but the topic of conversation far out weighed the apple business.

Phone Sex?

Most likely KL Fox he was talking to, after reading another of Meltons posts in the Bernard Manning thread

 

[Leesoh]

latest claim in the council offices

A woman and her 4 year old child went up to the floor where they aren't allowed in the reference library looking for toilet. Despite various signs saying no entry, the 4 year old decided to open up a door. The child's fingers got trapped and a trip to hospital was in order.

Claim - 'The door was too aggressive', 'surely, you can get a door on hinges what dont swing so much'. :icon_roll

They won't be successful, if it's any consolation.

 

[Hazzman]

The cnuts at a certain contractors what have left an elderly gentlemen without a working toilet. Utter wankers, said they needed a spare part and will be round on Monday to fix it. Tuesday afternoon and no sign.

 

[Jeff]

The cnuts at a certain contractors what have left an elderly gentlemen without a working toilet.

Lazzer usually shits his pants anyway though, so it won't make any difference to him.

 

[lazzer]

Lazzer usually shits his pants anyway though, so it won't make any difference to him.

:icon_lol: what a totally unfounded and unprovoked attack :icon_lol: you feckin nocturnal bacon :icon_lol: you are right it wouldnt make any difference

 

[highland fox]

:icon_lol: what a totally unfounded and unprovoked attack :icon_lol: you feckin nocturnal bacon :icon_lol: you are right it wouldnt make any difference

I'm shocked too Lazzer........You a Gentleman:icon_eek: