highland fox
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Paintballers...twats
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I hid somebody's P45 once. It turns out they had a dermotological problem and ended up crashing their car into the canal and dying on the way home because their hands were too painful to hold the sterring wheel.
I learnt something that day.
No, the condition developed years after the test, and was controlled by regular hourly applications of P45. Without it, the car, and any implement, was a lethal weapon.Yeah, but don't drive when you can't hold the wheel is probably something your driving instructor should've let you know.
Paintballers...twats
I've only been at my new job for two and half weeks but I am ****ing sick to death of hearing the following words or sayings. I'm sure they are trying to play that game where you have to fit said random words in to a sentence.
"Stuck between a rock and a hard place"
"We've opened up a whole new can of worms"
"pretentious"
"neither here nor there"
"We have to put our best foot forward"
Twats.
qué?The Spanish....... piss off the lot of you!!!!!!
There's no I in team
The Spanish....... piss off the lot of you!!!!!!
I've only been at my new job for two and half weeks but I am ****ing sick to death of hearing the following words or sayings. I'm sure they are trying to play that game where you have to fit said random words in to a sentence.
"Stuck between a rock and a hard place"
"We've opened up a whole new can of worms"
"pretentious"
"neither here nor there"
"We have to put our best foot forward"
Twats.
We all need to be singing from the same hymn sheet.
It's a key driver to success.
Fundemental requirement.
Communications breakdown.
Not up to the mark.
Improved functionality.
We are where we are.
Pushing the envelope
Run this up your flagpole and see if anyone salutes it.
Blue sky thinking
KPI
There's no I in team
There is a U in ****
There's no I in team
We all need to be singing from the same hymn sheet.
It's a key driver to success.
Fundemental requirement.
Communications breakdown.
Not up to the mark.
Improved functionality.
We are where we are.
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