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I hid somebody's P45 once. It turns out they had a dermotological problem and ended up crashing their car into the canal and dying on the way home because their hands were too painful to hold the sterring wheel.

I learnt something that day.

Yeah, but don't drive when you can't hold the wheel is probably something your driving instructor should've let you know.
 
Yeah, but don't drive when you can't hold the wheel is probably something your driving instructor should've let you know.
No, the condition developed years after the test, and was controlled by regular hourly applications of P45. Without it, the car, and any implement, was a lethal weapon.

Like my bozzers. I passed my test when I didn't need them, I'm still allowed to drive with them on, but should anybody steal them I wouldn't be safe to drive.
 
I've only been at my new job for two and half weeks but I am ****ing sick to death of hearing the following words or sayings. I'm sure they are trying to play that game where you have to fit said random words in to a sentence.

"Stuck between a rock and a hard place"
"We've opened up a whole new can of worms"
"pretentious"
"neither here nor there"
"We have to put our best foot forward"

Twats.

you joined the OB then?
 
I've only been at my new job for two and half weeks but I am ****ing sick to death of hearing the following words or sayings. I'm sure they are trying to play that game where you have to fit said random words in to a sentence.

"Stuck between a rock and a hard place"
"We've opened up a whole new can of worms"
"pretentious"
"neither here nor there"
"We have to put our best foot forward"

Twats.

We're in the results business.
 
We all need to be singing from the same hymn sheet.
It's a key driver to success.
Fundemental requirement.
Communications breakdown.
Not up to the mark.
Improved functionality.
We are where we are.
 
We all need to be singing from the same hymn sheet.
It's a key driver to success.
Fundemental requirement.
Communications breakdown.
Not up to the mark.
Improved functionality.
We are where we are.

Pushing the envelope
Run this up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it.
Blue sky thinking
KPI
 
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We all need to be singing from the same hymn sheet.
It's a key driver to success.
Fundemental requirement.
Communications breakdown.
Not up to the mark.
Improved functionality.
We are where we are.

A favourite at my place is "sense checking"... WTF ???!!! :102:
 
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