People That Piss You Off

[Chuck T Masala]

Red headed twats in gay cargo trousers who bring their girlfriends into a pub, have ****ing coffees with their meals, order and pay separately and use a credit card when all you want are a couple of swift sherbets of a lunchtime. ****s.

Did they have couscous? or tabouleh?

 

[Durham Fox]

Fat, ugly ****ing whores who are too lazy to walk around your car so have to brush past it resulting in a 10 inch scratch down you car.

Off to look for a milk bottle, a rag and half a pint of petrol - I know where you live.

 

[homer]

Fat, ugly ****ing whores who are too lazy to walk around your car so have to brush past it resulting in a 10 inch scratch down you car.

Off to look for a milk bottle, a rag and half a pint of petrol - I know where you live.

Well she is your mum, after all.........

 

[fcukcov]

Fat, ugly ****ing whores who are too lazy to walk around your car so have to brush past it resulting in a 10 inch scratch down you car.

Off to look for a milk bottle, a rag and half a pint of petrol - I know where you live.

You must be well off if you can afford to waste it at todays prices.

 

[Durham Fox]

You must be well off if you can afford to waste it at todays prices.

About 50p :icon_lol:

 

[fcukcov]

About 50p :icon_lol:

Alright, alright stop flashing your cash about. 50p used to buy a mars bar in my day.

 

[RHYDAL]

Did they have couscous? or tabouleh?

Nearly had a knuckle sandwich.

 

[Hazzman]

The twat in the one of the new Super Mondeo's down Thurmaston Lane.

Utter twat

 

[bocadillo]

Alright, alright stop flashing your cash about. 50p used to buy a mars bar in my day.

They're only 43p now - or 5 for 99p in my local Co-op.

 

[fcukcov]

They're only 43p now - or 5 for 99p in my local Co-op.

That was kinda the point boc, must be your age.

 

[lazzer]

Well she is your mum, after all.........

Listen to you in your cargo trousers :icon_lol:

 

[Leesoh]

French lorry drivers, just because.
French car drivers, do they take a test?
French security guards, you know why I'm here, the appointment is on your PC so you don't have to spend 10 minutes looking at my passport/business card before letting me through the gate.
French Receptionists, same as the security guards but replace the bovver boots and combat jacket with too much make-up and cheap perfume.
French engineers, why are you always at least 30 minutes late for a meeting.

That's about it at the mo.

If you didn't get out of the office, you'd moan. :icon_roll

 

[Melton Fox]

I concur, I drove through Holland, Belgium and France a couple of months ago. As I got closer to France the driving standards deteriorated, as I got into France any form of reasonable driving standard was discarded.

Idiots.

 

[Leesoh]

I concur, I drove through Holland, Belgium and France a couple of months ago. As I got closer to France the driving standards deteriorated, as I got into France any form of reasonable driving standard was discarded.

Idiots.

Well don't get him started on Italian drivers. Please.

 

[Boy Genius]

Well don't get him started on Italian drivers. Please.

or asian drivers down the Melton Road.

Driving a car is not the same as a bullock and cart!

 

[GazLCFC]

or asian drivers down the Melton Road.

Driving a car is not the same as a bullock and cart!

Drivers who barely see over the steering wheel. There is a few in this area, usually young or old women. Lift the sit up ffs.

 

[Boy Genius]

Drivers who barely see over the steering wheel. There is a few in this area, usually young or old women. Lift the sit up ffs.

or the wankers in corsas or similar small cars, with the seat right back like a ****ing deckchair. They deserve death

 

[Jeff]

People who go out and leave their dog by itself to bark all night.

 

[highland fox]

Moaning bastards....

 

[Disco Bob]

French lorry drivers, just because.
French car drivers, do they take a test?

Cycling around France is bliss - I love French car and truck drivers.

Your British ones on the other hand - what a bunch of ****s.