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Red headed twats in gay cargo trousers who bring their girlfriends into a pub, have ****ing coffees with their meals, order and pay separately and use a credit card when all you want are a couple of swift sherbets of a lunchtime. ****s.

Did they have couscous? or tabouleh?
 
Fat, ugly ****ing whores who are too lazy to walk around your car so have to brush past it resulting in a 10 inch scratch down you car.

Off to look for a milk bottle, a rag and half a pint of petrol - I know where you live.
 
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Fat, ugly ****ing whores who are too lazy to walk around your car so have to brush past it resulting in a 10 inch scratch down you car.

Off to look for a milk bottle, a rag and half a pint of petrol - I know where you live.

Well she is your mum, after all.........
 
Fat, ugly ****ing whores who are too lazy to walk around your car so have to brush past it resulting in a 10 inch scratch down you car.

Off to look for a milk bottle, a rag and half a pint of petrol - I know where you live.

You must be well off if you can afford to waste it at todays prices.
 
Alright, alright stop flashing your cash about. 50p used to buy a mars bar in my day.

They're only 43p now - or 5 for 99p in my local Co-op.
 
French lorry drivers, just because.
French car drivers, do they take a test?
French security guards, you know why I'm here, the appointment is on your PC so you don't have to spend 10 minutes looking at my passport/business card before letting me through the gate.
French Receptionists, same as the security guards but replace the bovver boots and combat jacket with too much make-up and cheap perfume.
French engineers, why are you always at least 30 minutes late for a meeting.

That's about it at the mo.
If you didn't get out of the office, you'd moan. :icon_roll
 
I concur, I drove through Holland, Belgium and France a couple of months ago. As I got closer to France the driving standards deteriorated, as I got into France any form of reasonable driving standard was discarded.

Idiots.
 
Drivers who barely see over the steering wheel. There is a few in this area, usually young or old women. Lift the sit up ffs. :098:

or the wankers in corsas or similar small cars, with the seat right back like a ****ing deckchair. They deserve death
 
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