Hazzman
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I was hoping to get another 'I am working till 9.30pm' out of him this afternoon.
People That Piss You Off
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I was hoping to get another 'I am working till 9.30pm' out of him this afternoon.
highland fox
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you cheeky young scamp you
lazzer
Moderator
Dont be fooled he actually believed you.
Matt_B
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Little shitting bastard ****s who break into my house through my bathroom window whilst I'm at work and waltz off with my TV, Xbox 360 and Wii. The missus was distraught when she got home to find a policeman waiting for her. I swear if I ever was in the house when one tried it I would cripple the ****er.
The police were excellent again though with us, have two people in custody and think they have recovered the TV. They told me to claim it stolen though as you don't know the condition it will be in (ideally though it is an LG and just out of warranty, so based on Duzza's judgement this might have been ideal timing
). So fecking angry right now.
The police were excellent again though with us, have two people in custody and think they have recovered the TV. They told me to claim it stolen though as you don't know the condition it will be in (ideally though it is an LG and just out of warranty, so based on Duzza's judgement this might have been ideal timing
). So fecking angry right now.
drummindefender
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least they caught em.
Matt_B
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they think it's them, the problem is they appear to be teenager from what I can gather, so will probably get youth detention at best.
Melton Fox
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It happened to me, but without so much loss.Little shitting bastard ****s who break into my house through my bathroom window whilst I'm at work and waltz off with my TV, Xbox 360 and Wii. The missus was distraught when she got home to find a policeman waiting for her. I swear if I ever was in the house when one tried it I would cripple the ****er.
The police were excellent again though with us, have two people in custody and think they have recovered the TV. They told me to claim it stolen though as you don't know the condition it will be in (ideally though it is an LG and just out of warranty, so based on Duzza's judgement this might have been ideal timing
But the guy who broke into my house pissed all over my settee.
I felt dirty and violated.
You have my sympathies.
Matt_B
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I was telling my missus how I knew someone who had that happen to them a few minutes ago, I couldn't remember who it was, I can now! It's horrible, our house is going up for sale this week, so long as we can sell it at no loss I want out, whether I rent or move in with my grandparents for a few months if we need to, the house is soiled for me now.
Melton Fox
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Brauny Blue
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Little shitting bastard ****s who break into my house through my bathroom window whilst I'm at work and waltz off with my TV, Xbox 360 and Wii. The missus was distraught when she got home to find a policeman waiting for her. I swear if I ever was in the house when one tried it I would cripple the ****er.
The police were excellent again though with us, have two people in custody and think they have recovered the TV. They told me to claim it stolen though as you don't know the condition it will be in (ideally though it is an LG and just out of warranty, so based on Duzza's judgement this might have been ideal timing
****ing scum of the earth.
Imo you should be allowed to kill the bastards if they are on your property.
Boy Genius
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I had my house burgled, they took everything. The coppers said they were pikies. They took everything, even the ****ing curtains downstairs.
Brauny Blue
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Even your Leicester City duvet.....
Melton Fox
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MKFox
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really sorry to hear that, trouble is they'll ge a warning or 20 hours community service and you will lose your home and have to start again.
At least see if a friendly plod can accidentally drop their name and address for you to find.
Matt_B
Well-Known Member
We have a friend in the police force with less than tight morales, I considered giving it a try.
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
Exactly what my local friendly plod did.
He addressed me by the criminal's name and then said "Oooh no, sorry, that's not you is it Mr Melton :icon_wink"
Followed by confirmation of my address to which I replied "You've got that wrong", which he replied "So I have, I'm looking at the wrong sheet :icon_wink"
There are some coppers who see life as it is, not a statistic. Most of them hate having their hands tied.
Matt_B
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The guy we had out last night was terrific, with my thankfully limited exposure to them I have found the police to be generally top guys.
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
Ditto.
Whenever I've had cause to moan about them, it's always been my own fault.
Whenever they've been on my side, they've always been good. It's the system that's complete and utter wank, not always the rozzers.
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RHYDAL
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You are if they are upstairs. A copper friend of mine said if you catch one, kill em, or better still knock them cold downstairs, but drag em upstairs to finish them off. Apparently it makes all the difference in court. Just what I was told and not necessarliy sound legal advice. Do your own research.
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