"What shall we do today, Mrs ****?"
"I don't know, Mr ****. What do you fancy?"
"Well it's a lovely warm day, the sun is shining, I fancy getting the car out"
"What a lovely idea, Mr ****. Can we have the sunroof open?"
"Indeed, Mrs ****. But first let me open the garage and remove the roof rack and the caravan"
"Blimey, Mr ****, is it that long since we had the car out?"
"Indeed it is, Mrs ****. Not since that fine weekend away with The Wankers"
"That was a lovely weekend, Mr ****. Driving around the roads at our own leisure, I felt so at home with The Wankers".
Later that day......
"Oi, ****!!!! shift your ****ing car out of my ****ing way"
"Do you know him, Mr ****? He seems to know you"
"No I don't, Mrs ****". Don't look at him, Dear, he'll go away"
"He does seem in a rush, Mr ****. We're doing 35 mph, we are nearly half way to the speed limit and he still wants to come past us"
"He seems to be upsetting a lot of people. There is a line of traffic behind him for about a mile, they all appear to be gesturing too"
"Do you think we should let him past, Mr ****?"
"No way, Mrs ****, we are allowed to drive on this road at our own leisure. "The sign says Melton Mowbray is only 19 miles away, I'm sure he'll take a different direction to us once he gets there"
"OK"
"Don't look, Mrs ****, but he's coming past us, hold on tight in case he crashes. At 45mph on a 60mph road, who knows what could happen to him...and us"
"He seems to be magicking the beans in our direction, Mr ****. do you think he wants a coffee?"
"That reminds me, Mrs ****. Did you bring the flask?"