People That Piss You Off

[Dour]

I think it's sweet that the Internet provides a place where grown men can get together and discuss how to catch a bus.

 

[Boy Genius]

I think it's sweet that the Internet provides a place where grown men can get together and discuss how to catch a bus.

Then after having a piss break they can talk about train timetables. Who says life cannot get better?

 

[Lako42]

Then after having a piss break they can talk about train timetables. Who says life cannot get better?

It's a life I aspire too.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Well it could have been worst
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Initially a bit of a mouthfull either way:icon_bigg

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[drummindefender]

I think it's sweet that the Internet provides a place where grown men can get together and discuss how to catch a bus.

:icon_lol:

 

[bocadillo]

I think it's sweet that the Internet provides a place where grown men can get together and discuss how to catch a bus.

Anybody who did read it would have realised that it was nothing to do with catching a bus and everything to do with saving (a lot of) money. Not at all interesting to people who stay at home on Tuesday nights when City are playing away, but may be of interest to people who want to be there.

 

[Lako42]

Anybody who did read it would have realised that it was nothing to do with catching a bus and everything to do with saving (a lot of) money. Not at all interesting to people who stay at home on Tuesday nights when City are playing away, but may be of interest to people who want to be there.

I read it and really enjoyed it, when is the next edition?

 

[bocadillo]

I read it and really enjoyed it, when is the next edition?

 

[bocadillo]

People who, knowing that a person has spent £57 on train tickets the previous day, make it their business to advise that person that they have just seen on SSN that the match has been brought forward for the purposes of live TV transmission. To do such a thing at any time is enough to piss me off: to do it first thing in the morning is potentially life-threatening.

 

[Blue Maniac]

On reflection I have to say that I'm glad I did go to Sunderland; being stuck in the cold and damp with Blue Maniac would not have been a pleasant experience.

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People who, knowing that a person has spent £57 on train tickets the previous day, make it their business to advise that person that they have just seen on SSN that the match has been brought forward for the purposes of live TV transmission. To do such a thing at any time is enough to piss me off: to do it first thing in the morning is potentially life-threatening.

Well that's not funny is it...

 

[Motown Fox]

Boc you were lucky these 2 men on a bus had a few more problems

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6WafW7iRFw[/YOUTUBE]

 

[beaumontfox]

4X4 drivers who as they like, ignoring other drivers around them. Wassocks.

Coming back from work just before 5pm, and we were coming up to then ew roundabout the Hinckley side of Shilton, when the 4X4 in front moved into the centre lane(which you would assume means they are going straight on) we were in the left hand lane and signalling to take the first exit towards Shilton, when the twat pulls over sharply to take the first exit, not even indicating, cutting us up so Ben had to put his foot on the brakes.
So Ben being him(and a typical male reaction here) flashes his lights once and uses a few hand gestures to show he thought the twat had cut him up. Twat slows right down as we go past the farm and pulls in towards the kerb, so Ben overtakes Twat. Twat then gets as close to our car as he possibily could, flashing his lights at us and making hand gestures of his own(MEN!)

Bearing in mind Twat was completely at fault, you'd think he'd not act like a muppet afterwards..but no.... And Ben is almost as bad! Goes past home, and with only Twat behind us pulls in very quickly as the bus stop just before the Lord Nelson pub, making sure he squeals the brakes(tsk) and Twat pulls in just in front of us, at which point Ben then swings the car round and we drive off back towards home.....but does he pull in?? Oh no....drive back up to New Street, and then down Station Road(don't ask me why!)

Come up to the lights and who do we see?? Twat crossing over the road, he recognises our car and Ben(I'm glad I have my hat and scarf on tbh so at least I can hide) and starts walking towards us trying to look mean and hard(which is a hard thing to do when you are ginger) Lights are on red- I can just see a scene happening when they change and we can turn back towards home....Twat walks to the corner and just stands there staring at us as we pull up to the lights outside the Co-op and wait for them to change.


Why the feck do you blokes act like trolls in situations like this? Why not just ignore the Twat when he tries to act like he owns the road??


PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT!



* I knew who he was as well!! Arsehole.

 

[Jeff]

Football commentators. For lots of reasons, but one that happens all the time is this...

"It would have been 2-0 if Shevchenko had scored the penalty".

How the **** do you know what would have happened if he'd scored the penalty?
England could have gone straight up the field from the restart and equalised, or Ukraine could have scored another four.

No one knows what would have happened if the penalty had been scored, anyone who says they do is an idiot.

 

[beaumontfox]

Not a fan of Alan Green then Jeff?

 

[Jeff]

Not a fan of Alan Green then Jeff?

I've always thought he's a twat.

I used to sometimes listen to the radio commentary when watching a match on TV, but that made me realise how many mistakes Green makes, particularly when he's moaning about referees. The refs get it right far more often than he does.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Football commentators. For lots of reasons, but one that happens all the time is this...

"It would have been 2-0 if Shevchenko had scored the penalty".

How the **** do you know what would have happened if he'd scored the penalty?
England could have gone straight up the field from the restart and equalised, or Ukraine could have scored another four.

No one knows what would have happened if the penalty had been scored, anyone who says they do is an idiot.

This is one that's always annoyed me.

Other things that annoy me about commentators:

1. When they tell us things we already know about as if they're new facts. For ****'s sake, we know Nigel Clough's dad used to manage Forest, we know Ajax are former European champions, we know England won the World Cup in 1966. Don't treat us like idiots.
2. When they tell us things we don't care about and that aren't relevant and expect us to all make aroused noises in awe of their "knowledge".
3. When they embark upon disgusting racist outbursts on air following, to pick an example entirely at random, an English team's exit from European competition, or, as another entirely random example, when they suggest something to the effect that a player's mother might be watching the game (and this is a direct quote) "up a tree".
4. When they willfully mispronounce the names of as many players as possible, a technique which has been perfected by David Pleat.

 

[Hazzman]

I couldn't believe the rant about the flares today from 5Live as if it wasn't already something incredibly common in European Football. We've had our support launched with the ****ers before but no-one made a song and dance about it then.

 

[beaumontfox]

But if I remember rightly... didn't the tannoy person at the ground tell us Leicester lot there to pretty much 'behave' ourselves shortly after the flares were chucked into the stand we were in?

So obviously it was our own fault:icon_razz

 

[H T B]

Why the feck do you blokes act like trolls in situations like this? Why not just ignore the Twat when he tries to act like he owns the road??

I went on a company "driver training" course recently. (All who drive some kind of company vehicle, had to do the course.)

I must admit, before I went on it, in my car, don't critise my driving, or try and cut me up. Even Mrs HTB had noticed that I was letting other drivers get to me.

Anyway, course was just a day. Classroom environment, very open forum.
Listening to some of the comments of others on the course and what the instructor was saying, made me reassess my own driving skills.
to the extent, I'm more laid back, don't let things get to me ( so easily) and arrive at my destination not spitting blood.

One thing that was said, if you call another drivers bluff 3 times, be prepared to go all the way, cos he aint gonna back down.

 

[beaumontfox]

The thing is though, I'm sure Ben reacted that way just to get Twat to act like an even bigger idiot.......:icon_roll

I can understand him getting a tad pissed off with Twat as he was the one who was in the wrong lane and cut straight across us totake the exit, when it would've been easier(and safer) just to go round the bloody roundabout!


Anyhoo, it wouldn't surprise me if he was trying to remember the car and number plate, the way he was just staring at us-or was he trying to be all intimidating?? I reckon I should just've waved at him as we went by...shame Ben is in a different car every day!