People That Piss You Off

[KempsonFox]

People that watch X-Factor and try to talk to me about it as if I actually give a shit.
This pretty much covers my family, friends and workmates.

Surely someone could just drop a bomb on that studio and be done with it.

 

[beaumontfox]

did you not like the twins red pvc suits then?

 

[lazzer]

There is no escape from it is there

 

[KempsonFox]

did you not like the twins red pvc suits then?

Didn't see it I'm afraid.

There is no escape from it is there

It's ****ing me right off, who ever I speak to no matter where I am some ****wit is talking about this programme.
I even went for a half hour walk earlier whilst it was on, considering I live near the Saff it's not the most attractive walk.

 

[drummindefender]

I even went for a half hour walk earlier whilst it was on, considering I live near the Saff it's not the most attractive walk.

Understatement of the year

 

[KempsonFox]

Understatement of the year

I'd like to think it was on a par with Highlands' scenic walks.

 

[drummindefender]

it is at christmas....

 

[ThroughBall]

But only when it's dark!

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

people who are too ferking impatient that they have to drive on the hard shoulder instead of sitting it traffic like the rest of us

 

[H T B]

Another take on middle lane drivers...

Drivers that appear to have a fear of the outside lane.
Twat in the shitty green VW on M69, Satdy morning about 0850. cov bound.
I'm driving along, using the inside lane. Road ahead clear.
In rear view mirror see said shitty colour car fast approaching in middle lane.

Ahead traffic in my lane and middle lane, but plenty of time for twathead to go past me then move into the outside lane so overtake traffic in middle lane. Allowing me to move into middle lane.


Wrong!!! Twathead catches up with me and as we get nearer the traffic slows down so blocking me in.
I had to brake, then move out to the outside lane to go past twathead and other traffic.

Hopefully that came across ok, if it did and you were the driver in the shitty green VW, take your ****in blinkers off and observe other traffic users, you ****!

 

[Matt_B]

Another take on middle lane drivers...

Drivers that appear to have a fear of the outside lane.
Twat in the shitty green VW on M69, Satdy morning about 0850. cov bound.
I'm driving along, using the inside lane. Road ahead clear.
In rear view mirror see said shitty colour car fast approaching in middle lane.

Ahead traffic in my lane and middle lane, but plenty of time for twathead to go past me then move into the outside lane so overtake traffic in middle lane. Allowing me to move into middle lane.


Wrong!!! Twathead catches up with me and as we get nearer the traffic slows down so blocking me in.
I had to brake, then move out to the outside lane to go past twathead and other traffic.

Hopefully that came across ok, if it did and you were the driver in the shitty green VW, take your ****in blinkers off and observe other traffic users, you ****!

The bits in bold confused me

 

[H T B]

The M69 was clear in front for several miles. (Also clear behind me {apart from twathead}
I'm doing about 70, twathead is doing 85+. (guestimates!)

As twathead is getting closer traffic is now starting to appear on the horizon.
There is ample time for twathead to continue at their speed, overtake me then overtake other traffic, before I have to move out to overtake slower moving traffic.

When twathead gets level with me, rather than move out to the outside lane, SHE slows down.

 

[MKFox]

When twathead gets level with me, rather than move out to the outside lane, SHE slows down.

I think you've discovered the key point here!

 

[Cate Fox]

I think you've discovered the key point here!

OY !!!! we're not all bad drivers you know...
I've seen plenty of male drivers middle lane hogging and those white van gits too, they are sods for it

 

[MKFox]

OY !!!! we're not all bad drivers you know...
I've seen plenty of male drivers middle lane hogging and those white van gits too, they are sods for it

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only joking love....

 

[Brauny Blue]

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only joking love....

Too late you've done it now...........only a good &8£* will put things right now:icon_wink

 

[H T B]

There are wank drivers, both male and female.

What got me was the way she was totally oblivious to any traffic in the inside lane, nothing was going to move her and her shitty coloured car to the outside lane.

 

[Cate Fox]

:icon_wink
only joking love....

patronising sod :icon_lol:

 

[Boy Genius]

The M69 was clear in front for several miles. (Also clear behind me {apart from twathead}
I'm doing about 70, twathead is doing 85+. (guestimates!)

As twathead is getting closer traffic is now starting to appear on the horizon.
There is ample time for twathead to continue at their speed, overtake me then overtake other traffic, before I have to move out to overtake slower moving traffic.

When twathead gets level with me, rather than move out to the outside lane, SHE slows down.

Got to say HTB, you sound like a crap driver yourself, and the more you post about it the more you drop into a hole.

 

[Dour]

Got to say HTB, you sound like a crap driver yourself, and the more you post about it the more you drop into a hole.

Ture, very ture. But I think HTB has more immediate problems. If he thinks green is the colour of shit, he might want to have a brief discussion with his doctor.