People who ask for stuff in shops or restaurants by saying "can I get?".
People who have just bought a house or are selling a house that refer to it as "a nice property", it's a house you tw*t and you are not an estate agent.
People with no spatial awareness. Everyone should undergo a test when leaving school, if you fail you should be banned from all public areas.
People dine out then when the sweet menu comes they say "Oh I shouldn't" then proceed to have the biggest thing on the menu. I don't find it funny and nor does the person that is serving you, stop doing it.
Fearne Cotton, stop putting that stupid f*cking voice on.
Ugly people who have been convinced and have set about trying to convince the rest of the world that they are attractive, e.g. Sarah Jessica Parker.
People who have lived in Leicester for the majority of their lives but think that their Gran being from Liverpool or living in Manchester between the ages of 3-5 is enough reason to support another team. Why did their Gran never live in Hartlepool or Chesterfield, W*nkers!