People That Piss You Off
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fosseboy83
Active Member
silly bitch who tried her best to make me crash into her, pulling out of a junction when she weren't looking
Steven
Active Member
Cate Fox
Well-Known Member
One can understand why.
she's one ugly mother...
lazzer
Moderator
Now that did make me laugh out loud. Bitchiest comment of the year.
Cate Fox
Well-Known Member
but you know it to be true.. :icon_wink
camberwell fox
Well-Known Member
I doubt she's been porked and given birth to be fair...definately a flip her over job!
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
Ture. You even spelled 'definitely' right...
camberwell fox
Well-Known Member
I always struggle to spell 'that' word, sorry...
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
That's ok. As long as you know what you did.
Macky
Gruntled Member
He knows..... oh yes, he knows
tedfoxxx
Well-Known Member
I am living with an absolute nightmare of a boy here in halls. He's called Kenrick, and has just come over from Mumbai as an international student. I understand he's having a bit of a culture shock, I understand that he isn't used to the way we do thing, but for ****s sake, some of the things he gets up to are just ridiculous.
He gets food everywhere when he cooks (although seeing him blow up an egg in the microwave was pretty funny), he can't grasp the concept of washing up with a sponge and hot water - dishes invariably end up dirtier than when he started. The other day I left a packet of fags on the table to find that he had taken every single one and arranged them into a circle on the dinner table. He simulated sex with an elephant while we were trying to eat for some ****ing reason. If you're at the bar playing pool oron a quiz machine, he'll move balls around or tap the screen when you're working out an answer.
Its only been a month and we're trying to teach him but seriously, why me?
He gets food everywhere when he cooks (although seeing him blow up an egg in the microwave was pretty funny), he can't grasp the concept of washing up with a sponge and hot water - dishes invariably end up dirtier than when he started. The other day I left a packet of fags on the table to find that he had taken every single one and arranged them into a circle on the dinner table. He simulated sex with an elephant while we were trying to eat for some ****ing reason. If you're at the bar playing pool oron a quiz machine, he'll move balls around or tap the screen when you're working out an answer.
Its only been a month and we're trying to teach him but seriously, why me?
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Durham Fox
El Dude Brother.
TBF he just sounds like a twat.
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
Agreed. He's not experiencing culture shock, he's not unaware of how things work here. The man's plainly just a ****. Possibly even a **** and a half.
Lboro fox
New Member
A legendary ****? Possibly a ****ing legend?
Mawsley
Well-Known Member
C'mon - die you bastard.
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