People That Piss You Off

[Blaby blue blood]

People from work who wake you up by ringing you when you are off ill to see if you are actually ill or you are skiving off because of something that happened last week that I wasn't even involved with!

Conversation went as follows:

Lady from Work: ' Hi John, how are you?'
Me: 'Not well otherwise I would be at work'
Lady from Work: 'Whats wrong, what are the symptoms?'
Me: 'Headache, sore neck, sensitive eyes, Feel dizzy and light headed'
Lady from Work: 'Oh ok, just checking that was the case and it wasn't because of something that may have happened last week!'
Me (half asleep): 'Eh? No I'm ill'
Lady from Work: 'Ok, see you soon!'

I have since found out she thought I was skiving off because my boss had an argument with someone last week over me doing work for them and it had stressed me out. She also rang my colleague, who has put his back out, for the same reason. Apparently if we want time off for the stress caused she has allocated some for us. I'm not stressed, in fact I couldn't care less as long as I'm left alone to do my work, now **** OFF and leave me be.

 

[H T B]

People from work who wake you up by ringing you when you are off ill to see if you are actually ill or you are skiving off because of something that happened last week that I wasn't even involved with!

Conversation went as follows:

Lady from Work: ' Hi John, how are you?'
Me: 'Not well otherwise I would be at work'
Lady from Work: 'Whats wrong, what are the symptoms?'
Me: 'Headache, sore neck, sensitive eyes, Feel dizzy and light headed'
Lady from Work: 'Oh ok, just checking that was the case and it wasn't because of something that may have happened last week!'
Me (half asleep): 'Eh? No I'm ill'
Lady from Work: 'Ok, see you soon!'

I have since found out she thought I was skiving off because my boss had an argument with someone last week over me doing work for them and it had stressed me out. She also rang my colleague, who has put his back out, for the same reason. Apparently if we want time off for the stress caused she has allocated some for us. I'm not stressed, in fact I couldn't care less as long as I'm left alone to do my work, now **** OFF and leave me be.

Been trying to get in touch with our HR manager, it appears she is off with Stress. Feckin hell, time she got a career change I think!

 

[Mawsley]

Oh, and people who wear a shirt and tie with jeans. What the **** do they think they look like?

 

[Leesoh]

That is very scary.

 

[Cate Fox]

scoop...

 

[Blue Maniac]

scoop...

:icon_lol:

 

[Mawsley]

Education secretaries, Tories, Tory education secretaries and Michael (what a ****ing **** he is) Gove.

 

[Mawsley]

Tories, Tory MPs and Philip (let's let the spastics work for peanuts) Davies.

 

[pork pie fox]

People who own dogs and believe that gives them permission to let their dogs shit everywhere in public without picking it up. Especially right outside our office door

(Please note I like dogs and this is aimed at the irresponsible owners out there)

 

[Matt_B]

People who own dogs and believe that gives them permission to let their dogs shit everywhere in public without picking it up. Especially right outside our office door

(Please note I like dogs and this is aimed at the irresponsible owners out there)

I hate dogs. our neighbours have a new one and let it go out in the garden barking all du. ****ing antisocial animals to keep if you ask me

 

[bocadillo]

People who own dogs and believe that gives them permission to let their dogs shit everywhere in public without picking it up. Especially right outside our office door

I can assure you that dog owners who do 'pick up' dislike these people even more than you do.

 

[pork pie fox]

I can assure you that dog owners who do 'pick up' dislike these people even more than you do.

I grew up with dogs as pets Boc, so I class myself as a (former) dog owner, even if I don't have a dog now.

 

[spionfox]

I grew up with dogs as pets

As opposed to friends? Lovers? Wall ornaments?

 

[pork pie fox]

As opposed to friends? Lovers? Wall ornaments?

If I'd just put "I grew up with dogs" I may have left myself slightly open to abuse on here :icon_wink

 

[spionfox]

If I'd just put "I grew up with dogs" I may have left myself slightly open to abuse on here :icon_wink

On this forum? Surely not :icon_lol:

 

[Mawsley]

I grew up with dogs, I left myself slightly open to abuse

But those videos now available for free on Redtube bring joy to thousands.

(Other providers of free Internet smut are available)

 

[Boy Genius]

Tories, Tory MPs and Philip (let's let the spastics work for peanuts) Davies.

Idiot!

But what more can we expect from you.

 

[Cate Fox]

Ex MD & Sales Manager who try and poach customers thinking we wont find out... bastards.

 

[Cate Fox]

People who say "congradulations" :icon_roll

 

[Jeff]

People who say "congradulations" :icon_roll

Gary Lineker says that. It annoys me.

It annoys me even more when I hear Cliff Richard pronounce it correctly.