People That Piss You Off

[Spanky Fox]

people that go for a fecking piss and never fecking wash there hands, like this fecking itilian dude that works here everytime i see him in the toliet he takes and piss and walks off with a big grin on his face, and whilst i am looking at my self in the mirror washing my hands i think to my self WHAT A MO FECKER

 

[Melton Fox]

people that go for a fecking piss and never fecking wash there hands, like this fecking itilian dude that works here everytime i see him in the toliet he takes and piss and walks off with a big grin on his face, and whilst i am looking at my self in the mirror washing my hands i think to my self WHAT A MO FECKER

Well when I've had a piss at least I've only got my own piss on my hands. As soon as you touch the tap you've got somebody else's piss on your hands as well. ****ing weirdo's

 

[Macky]

People who buy overexpensive, soft, quilted shit roll.
Might as well use a towel to wipe your arse.

Hard, scratchy bogroll with a bit of purchase is the way forward, at least you know that your hole is clean.

 

[homer]

Can't believe that none of you own a bidet

Peasants

 

[Melton Fox]

Can't believe that none of you own a bidet

Peasants

I have a collection of dwarves that perform the daily essentials for me

 

[Jeff]

I have a collection of dwarves that perform the daily essentials for me

That's no way to treat your kids

 

[Melton Fox]

That's no way to treat your kids

Sicko

 

[Jeff]

Sicko

I'm not the one who refers to my kids as dwarves :icon_roll

 

[Macky]

Can't believe that none of you own a bidet

A ****ing what day???

 

[Melton Fox]

I'm not the one who refers to my kids as dwarves :icon_roll

Neither am I, it was in reference to the TB joke that I enjoy dwarf sex and read dwarf porn :icon_roll

 

[Jeff]

Neither am I, it was in reference to the TB joke that I enjoy dwarf sex and read dwarf porn :icon_roll

I thought that was MK?

And you think dwarf sex and dwarf porn isn't sick

 

[Melton Fox]

I thought that was MK?

And you think dwarf sex and dwarf porn isn't sick

No I don't, I find it exhilerating, I just thought the children reference was, but I see how the wires were crossed.

 

[TheFoxtrot]

I can't stand people that think they are hot shit. I was at a friends birthday party a few weekends ago and she introduced to some guy from her job. He was a total ass. I was having a hard time talking to him because he just kept telling me how every girl the bar wanted him and he was pointing out the girls he wanted. Seriously, like I care. I hope I never run into him again, he kept telling me how much he liked me. Ahhhhh!!!!

 

[Leesoh]

men who look at womens chests instead of looking at you when they are talking to you :icon_roll

I have never had that problem.

The same can be said about padded bra's if you're out on the pull

Mr H keeps telling me that......:icon_roll

I filled in a medical form for this new job and mentioned I used to get migraines.

I keep getting migraines, you have my sympathy.

and has by far the most posts in the thread....

User Name Posts
Melton Fox 311
highland fox 235
Boy Genius 214
Hazzman 173
fcukcov 135
LeeH 131

Yep, all of the usual suspects are there.

I don't even make the Top 5!!

people that go for a fecking piss and never fecking wash there hands, like this fecking itilian dude that works here everytime i see him in the toliet he takes and piss and walks off with a big grin on his face, and whilst i am looking at my self in the mirror washing my hands i think to my self WHAT A MO FECKER

Dirty bar stewards.

On a similar theme, there was a meeting at our site the other week, and the someone kept leaving the toilet unflushed. Annoying? Just a bit.....

 

[Jeff]

Idiot football commentators.

For example when Milan scored their third goal tonight the commentator reacted as though it had made a big difference to Man Utd. They still only need two goals to stop Milan winning you moron.

 

[Melton Fox]

Idiot football commentators.

For example when Milan scored their third goal tonight the commentator reacted as though it had made a big difference to Man Utd. They still only need two goals to stop Milan winning you moron.

About 15/20 minutes ago when Man Utd were 2-0 down. Parry said "3 of the Man U players are on yellow cards and are in danger of missing the final" :icon_lol:

Brilliant, he forgot about the other 8 ****ers that are also in grave danger :icon_lol:

 

[highland fox]

Idiot football commentators.

For example when Milan scored their third goal tonight the commentator reacted as though it had made a big difference to Man Utd. They still only need two goals to stop Milan winning you moron.

Parry is a ****wit,quite how he got to commentate on a match like tonights I do not know,right up there with Barber IMO.Everything is ...''Brilliant'':icon_roll

 

[Boy Genius]

About 15/20 minutes ago when Man Utd were 2-0 down. Parry said "3 of the Man U players are on yellow cards and are in danger of missing the final" :icon_lol:

Brilliant, he forgot about the other 8 ****ers that are also in grave danger :icon_lol:

 

[MKFox]

I thought that was MK?

No, I'm into amputee dwarf porn....

 

[Dour]

I have never had that problem.

Cameltoe draws the eye more - like a bad rug. You know you shouldn't stare, but you can't help it.