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Bloody call centre staff.

I recently got a new mobile and told them that whilst I wanted it delivered to my work address the bill should still be sent to my home address.


Guess where the feckin bill turned up this morning useless wankers.
 
Bloody call centre staff.

I recently got a new mobile and told them that whilst I wanted it delivered to my work address the bill should still be sent to my home address.


Guess where the feckin bill turned up this morning useless wankers.
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Bloody call centre staff.
Anyone who works on the phones.

The other day....

Caller: We've just opened a showroom in Leicester, specialising in double glazed doors and windows.

Me: So?

Caller: We're offering special discounts on all purchases.

Me: We don't need doors and windows as we already have them.

Caller: Perhaps you'll be needing replacements?

Me: The house is barely 3 years old. If the doors or windows needed replacing at this stage, we'd be talking to the builders about it.

Caller: Oh. Well how about guttering and soffits?

Me: Did you not listen? The house is 3 years old.

Caller: I'll take that as a "no" then. Bye.

Me: Moron.
 
Anyone who works on the phones.

The other day....

Caller: We've just opened a showroom in Leicester, specialising in double glazed doors and windows.

Me: So?

Caller: We're offering special discounts on all purchases.

Me: We don't need doors and windows as we already have them.

Caller: Perhaps you'll be needing replacements?

Me: The house is barely 3 years old. If the doors or windows needed replacing at this stage, we'd be talking to the builders about it.

Caller: Oh. Well how about guttering and soffits?

Me: Did you not listen? The house is 3 years old.

Caller: I'll take that as a "no" then. Bye.

Me: Moron.

Your first mistake was answering it and your second was not putting the phone down after her opening gambit
 
I normally tell them I'm not the homeowner, just a squatter, but I was expecting a call, and the number was witheld.

I never answer the phone nowadays until it goes on to Answer phone and i know who it is
 
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