tedfoxxx
Well-Known Member
A man goes to see the doctor, pulls down his trousers and bends over to present of piece of lettuce sticking out of his arse.
‘That looks painful’ says the doctor.
‘Painful?’ Says the man, ‘that’s just the tip of the iceberg!’
‘Aren’t you going to help?’ Says the man.
The doctor says, ‘well I can apply a dressing…’
The man is so exasperated his brass hand falls off and gets Pearson’s Brass Hand Oil all over the doctor’s new carpet!!!!
(That last bit is for about three people on here)
‘That looks painful’ says the doctor.
‘Painful?’ Says the man, ‘that’s just the tip of the iceberg!’
‘Aren’t you going to help?’ Says the man.
The doctor says, ‘well I can apply a dressing…’
The man is so exasperated his brass hand falls off and gets Pearson’s Brass Hand Oil all over the doctor’s new carpet!!!!
(That last bit is for about three people on here)