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A man goes to see the doctor, pulls down his trousers and bends over to present of piece of lettuce sticking out of his arse.

‘That looks painful’ says the doctor.

‘Painful?’ Says the man, ‘that’s just the tip of the iceberg!’

‘Aren’t you going to help?’ Says the man.

The doctor says, ‘well I can apply a dressing…’

The man is so exasperated his brass hand falls off and gets Pearson’s Brass Hand Oil all over the doctor’s new carpet!!!!

(That last bit is for about three people on here)
 
A man goes to see the doctor, pulls down his trousers and bends over to present of piece of lettuce sticking out of his arse.

‘That looks painful’ says the doctor.

‘Painful?’ Says the man, ‘that’s just the tip of the iceberg!’

‘Aren’t you going to help?’ Says the man.

The doctor says, ‘well I can apply a dressing…’

The man is so exasperated his brass hand falls off and gets Pearson’s Brass Hand Oil all over the doctor’s new carpet!!!!

(That last bit is for about three people on here)
You do though don't ya. Do you know what I mean?
 
What an odd position it is wanting man u to beat Leeds.
 
What an odd position it is wanting man u to beat Leeds.
Leeds wining 2-0 at the moment. Leicester and Leeds both on 21 points now.....
 
Bottom of the table is becoming very interesting once you discount the absolute shit in the bottom 2
 
A morale deflating draw for Leeds that. Sure they'd have taken a point at the start but being two up and not winning is a lousy feeling.
 
A morale deflating draw for Leeds that. Sure they'd have taken a point at the start but being two up and not winning is a lousy feeling.
Excellent
 
A morale deflating draw for Leeds that. Sure they'd have taken a point at the start but being two up and not winning is a lousy feeling.

Possibly. But we've had some morale boosting defeats against the likes of Man City and Liverpool in recent memory....they could be absolutely buzzing at the 2 dropped points.
 
A man goes to see the doctor, pulls down his trousers and bends over to present of piece of lettuce sticking out of his arse.

‘That looks painful’ says the doctor.

‘Painful?’ Says the man, ‘that’s just the tip of the iceberg!’

‘Aren’t you going to help?’ Says the man.

The doctor says, ‘well I can apply a dressing…’

The man is so exasperated his brass hand falls off and gets Pearson’s Brass Hand Oil all over the doctor’s new carpet!!!!

(That last bit is for about three people on here)
Have you ever noticed that boys don’t cry? Except for when they run out of Pearson’s Brass Hand oil and they can’t lubricate their mechanism properly!
 
West Ham equalise against Chelsea when it looked like they'd get battered.
 
Southampton look dead and buried losing 2-1 at home to 10 man Wolves. That's a shocking result. I'd argue Bournemouth are as good as gone as well when they no doubt get hammered by Newcastle in a bit.
 
Southampton look dead and buried losing 2-1 at home to 10 man Wolves. That's a shocking result. I'd argue Bournemouth are as good as gone as well when they no doubt get hammered by Newcastle in a bit.
Wouldn’t be surprised if Jones goes after this. His press conference this week was pretty weird.
 
Southampton look dead and buried losing 2-1 at home to 10 man Wolves. That's a shocking result. I'd argue Bournemouth are as good as gone as well when they no doubt get hammered by Newcastle in a bit.
But yet they are still only four points from safety, strange table that we have this season.
 
Only four teams have scored more goals than us, and we could barely get a shot in for five games after the World Cup. Odd.
 
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P Pld Pts
1Leicester4494
2Leeds Utd4590
3Ipswich4490
4Southampton4584
5Norwich City4573
6West Brom4572
7Hull City4570
8Middlesbro4566
9Coventry City4464
10Preston 4463
11Bristol City4562
12Cardiff City4562
13Swansea City4557
14Watford4556
15Sunderland4556
16Millwall4556
17QPR4553
18Stoke City4553
19Blackburn 4550
20Sheffield W4550
21Plymouth 4548
22Birmingham4547
23Huddersfield4545
24Rotherham Utd4524

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