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[pork pie fox]

Man freed after getting his head stuck in bin in Aberdeen

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19783214

 

[Real Sharapova]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19783214

If I was in Aberdeen I think I'd be inclined to stick my head in a bin.

 

[OldGit]

If I was in Aberdeen I think I'd be inclined to stick my head in a bin.

What, rather than in Tommy Wright's sofa?

 

[pork pie fox]

If I was in Aberdeen I think I'd be inclined to stick my head in a bin.

He's offered an explanation :icon_bigg

Head in bin man William Middleton: 'I was looking for my hat'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19790191

 

[Real Sharapova]

Bacon sarnie anyone? www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19796224

 

[Macky]

About time too
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2012/10/07/jimmy-savile-exhumed-for-questioning/

 

[Mawsley]

I hope he appreciates how grave the situation is.

 

[FryattFox]

I hope he appreciates how grave the situation is.

That's tomb much for me.

 

[fitz]

I thought our most efficient legal system, ITV, had already found him guilty? Stone the ****er

 

[FryattFox]

I thought our most efficient legal system, ITV, had already found him guilty? Stone the ****er

I'm pretty sure the law states that it needs The Sun's approval for a final legal decision to be made.

 

[Macky]

I've heard that Jimmy Somerville took an awful beating off some dyslexic parents

 

[FryattFox]

Still signing hooked noses or slanted eyes? Get with the times...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/oct/07/british-sign-language-changing?CMP=twt_fd

 

[Macky]

It's about time this sort of thing was made illegal

 

[Macky]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...n-robert-fisk-met-him-in-almatig-1465715.html

 

[Macky]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...drinking-trendy-liquid-nitrogen-cocktail.html

 

[Billyjof]

Still signing hooked noses or slanted eyes? Get with the times...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/oct/07/british-sign-language-changing?CMP=twt_fd

"A gay person is indicated with an upright thumb on one hand in the palm of the other"

I can only imagine this hand signal is the one we made up for underwater communication while I trained to do my divemasters in reference to sh^t, used as an adjective.

 

[tedfoxxx]

It's about time this sort of thing was made illegal

You enormous flapping ****.

 

[pork pie fox]

Ouchy :icon_eek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rugby-league/19863795

Warrington Wolves: Paul Wood has testicle removed

Warrington Wolves prop Paul Wood has had a testicle removed after rupturing it in Saturday's Grand Final defeat by Leeds Rhinos.

Wood suffered the injury at the start of the second half but played on before going to hospital after the match.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Ouchy :icon_eek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rugby-league/19863795

Leaving the pitch earlier may have got him the sack.

Carried on in vein though.

He was a little testy with the player that caused the injury.

Bollocks.

 

[The Major]

Ouchy :icon_eek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rugby-league/19863795

He's really dropped a bollock there.