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[Mawsley]

**** me. At least most of the comments seem to have been written by normal folk.

 

[Blue Maniac]

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Excellent.

 

[Motown Fox]

A whole new meaning to the expression to Bob around in space


So is she an attention seeker?l

Or is Bob?

 

[Mawsley]

So is she an attention seeker?l

 

[Mawsley]

I would just like to point out that the Twitter hashtag #northamptonclown doesn't necessarily refer to me.

 

[Motown Fox]

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2013/09/18/why-arent-you-lot-in-work-today-taioseach-asks-dail-protesters/

"Why aren't you lot in work today" “I thought all of ye would have emigrated by now.”

Seems like nice chap

 

[spionfox]

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2013/09/18/why-arent-you-lot-in-work-today-taioseach-asks-dail-protesters/



Seems like nice chap

Er...........

You do realise that the Waterfor......... nah, on second thoughts :icon_roll

 

[Mawsley]

Er...........

You do realise that the Waterfor......... nah, on second thoughts :icon_roll

:icon_lol:

BBC news presenter clutches pack of paper

 

[Blue Maniac]

http://www.sportsmole.co.uk/off-the...blasts-six-fingered-inbred-wolves_105516.html

 

[Mawsley]

Swedes - what are they like?

 

[Motown Fox]

Swedes - what are they like?

Perhaps someone from Enderby might be going on holiday to Sweden next year.

 

[SwedeFox]

Swedes - what are they like?

We need something to get us through these dark winters.

 

[Blaarev]

Swedes - what are they like?

We grow a lot of those in Scandinavia

 

[pork pie fox]

We grow a lot of those in Scandinavia

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Aren't they turnips?

 

[Blaarev]

Aren't they turnips?

Nope, we know our neighbours!

 

[FryattFox]

http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2013/09/co...est-after-a-bottle-cap-called-someone-retard/

 

[FryattFox]

http://news-hound.net/samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cent-coins/ It's bollocks, but still...

This morning more than 30 trucks filled with 5-cent coins arrived at Apple’s headquarters in California. Initially, the security company that protects the facility said the trucks were in the wrong place, but minutes later, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from Samsung CEO explaining that they will pay $1 billion dollars for the fine recently ruled against the South Korean company in this way.

The funny part is that the signed document does not specify a single payment method, so Samsung is entitled to send the creators of the iPhone their billion dollars in the way they deem best.

This dirty but genius geek troll play is a new headache to Apple executives as they will need to put in long hours counting all that money, to check if it is all there and to try to deposit it crossing fingers to hope a bank will accept all the coins.

Lee Kun-hee, Chairman of Samsung Electronics, told the media that his company is not going to be intimidated by a group of “geeks with style” and that if they want to play dirty, they also know how to do it.

 

[Blue Maniac]

http://news-hound.net/samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cent-coins/ It's bollocks, but still...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/samsung.asp

 

[FryattFox]

Odd.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Odd.

Even.