Random News Article Thread

[homer]

When you gotta go, you gotta go

 

[City Fan]

I can find it strange the lengths people will go to to annoy others. I mean, how wronged would you need to feel to clamber up on to someone's roof and take a dump down their chimney? I don't think I could get that worked up about anything.

Exactly, just post it through the letterbox.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

For the farce that the world is at the moment, The Daily Star are losing their edge as the only posters of utter nonsense.
In particular;

PETER HITCHENS: I've had Covid jab- and all it cost me was my freedom

PETER HITCHENS: So sorry, Your Majesty, but I have had my first Covid vaccination for wholly selfish reasons. I did not do it for the good of others but for my own convenience.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

I actually feel kind of bad for sullying this website with a Daily Mail link. Sorry @Jeff

 

[Blue Maniac]

For the farce that the world is at the moment, The Daily Star are losing their edge as the only posters of utter nonsense.
In particular;

PETER HITCHENS: I've had Covid jab- and all it cost me was my freedom

PETER HITCHENS: So sorry, Your Majesty, but I have had my first Covid vaccination for wholly selfish reasons. I did not do it for the good of others but for my own convenience.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Peter Hitchens has always been a ****wit, this is nothing new

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Peter Hitchens has always been a ****wit, this is nothing new

I know it's not new. It's just top class idiocy

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Time to revive this thread, and what better news article could be used for that purpose?

You swine! German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop

Photographer who captured moment naked bather gave pursuit says ‘he gave it his all’

www.theguardian.com

As a very brief revival on this particular story, a miniatures company (for Hornby, dioramas etc) has started manufacturing this as a set.

Action Set: Wildschweinalarm

Action Set für die realistische Belebung Ihrer Modellwelt. Nackter Mann verfolgt ein Wildschwein, das seine Tasche gestohlen hat. Nach einer wahren Begebenheit am Berliner Teufelssee. Mit 2 Luftmatratzen.

www.busch-model.info

 

[pork pie fox]

See inside Hebburn house where tenant left 'thousands' of urine-filled beer cans

North East-based Partners in Grime cleaning services arrived at a job in Hebburn to find every room in the house filled with tinnies - all bursting to the brim with pee

www.chroniclelive.co.uk

Literally taking the piss.

 

[Kingy_85]

Hi lads

 

[Blaarev]

Hi lads

Hi lad

 

[Jeff]

Hi lads

Where have you been for the last five years?

I know you won't believe me, but since you last posted we've won the Premier League and the FA Cup.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Hi lads

Ayup, I know you

 

[pork pie fox]

Hi lads

Did you forget your login details?

 

[Jeff]

He's buggered off again now. Probably won't post again until after we've won the Champions League.

 

[Feriol]

Viagra thief 'Not a hardened criminal', Lawyer says.

Viagra thief 'not a hardened criminal', his lawyer says

Stephen Cooper, from Leek, was already banned from the pharmacy after stealing the drug before

www.stokesentinel.co.uk

 

[Blue Maniac]

Viagra thief 'Not a hardened criminal', Lawyer says.

Viagra thief 'not a hardened criminal', his lawyer says

Stephen Cooper, from Leek, was already banned from the pharmacy after stealing the drug before

www.stokesentinel.co.uk

Outstanding

 

[camberwell fox]

Outstanding

Upstanding member of society?

 

[jb5000]

Nobody wants the authorities to go soft on this kind of crime

 

[tedfoxxx]

Storm Arwen: Customers set to spend third night at Britain's highest pub

A karaoke evening is planned as dozens of people are still unable to leave the Tan Hill Inn.

www.bbc.co.uk

Three days trapped with an Oasis tribute band….. Welcome to hell.