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[Blue Maniac]

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She was legit mental

 

[camberwell fox]

She was legit mental

Singularly rather than plural I assume.

Tarzan anyone?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Had to read through that a couple of times to take it all in but ‘Buy a false leg for a horse’ really got me.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

So go on is the Will Smith / Chris Rock thing a bit, or is Will genuinely furious?

 

[tedfoxxx]

So go on is the Will Smith / Chris Rock thing a bit, or is Will genuinely furious?

Real. He seems like a very odd fish. Plus it turns out Jada Pinkett hasn’t lost her hair by choice. Unfortunate for Chris Rock if he didn’t already know that.

 

[fitz]

The real shame is they cut the camera away from Will. Just at the moment between him giving it a proper good Lol and remembering it's was his turn with his wife.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Real. He seems like a very odd fish. Plus it turns out Jada Pinkett hasn’t lost her hair by choice. Unfortunate for Chris Rock if he didn’t already know that.

Agreed. The slap doesn’t look real but the fury afterwards is pretty genuine.

Him not knowing has to be the only reason surely?

 

[bocadillo]

Jada Pinkett hasn’t lost her hair by choice.

Apparently she doesn't like jokes about alopecia. That's hair loss.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Agreed. The slap doesn’t look real but the fury afterwards is pretty genuine.

Him not knowing has to be the only reason surely?

It’s been public for a while, I don’t see how he could have not known

 

[fitz]

It’s been public for a while, I don’t see how he could have not known

Ture. Pretty much everything about them has been public tbh which doesn't help. Jokes about such a condition aren't great. But the other 2 don't give the impression of a sound pair with her open marriage and him being to blame etc etc. Some odd behaviour that could explain Big Willy's contrasting moods.

It's like Hello! magazine in here tonight.

 

[tedfoxxx]

It's like Hello! magazine in here tonight.

Homer will be along shortly to give us some tips on how to spice things up in the bedroom and keep your man satisfied.

 

[Robin127]

Homer will be along shortly to give us some tips on how to spice things up in the bedroom and keep your man satisfied.

Does it start with a prosthetic leg for a horse?

 

[camberwell fox]

Does it start with a prosthetic leg for a horse?

No, that’s the ending you thick ****.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Ture. Pretty much everything about them has been public tbh which doesn't help. Jokes about such a condition aren't great. But the other 2 don't give the impression of a sound pair with her open marriage and him being to blame etc etc. Some odd behaviour that could explain Big Willy's contrasting moods.

It's like Hello! magazine in here tonight.

Having an insane kid can’t help either

 

[tedfoxxx]

Having an insane kid can’t help either

I remember listening to the Harmontown podcast (by the guy who writes Rick & Morty and Community) and the host was ****ing incredulous that their son had gone to Kim and Kanye’s wedding dressed as Batman, which if you look for pictures, he basically had.

All sorts o’ crazy going on in that family.

I was thinking that Will Smith should’ve shouted ‘Welcome to Earth!’ before bitch slapping Chris Rock. I quite fancy watching Independence Day now too, if only to watch Jeff Goldblum getting his MacBook to interface with an alien spacecraft in one of the dumbest denouements to a film ever.

 

[fitz]

Having an insane kid can’t help either

Aye. A circle of crazy shit.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I remember listening to the Harmontown podcast (by the guy who writes Rick & Morty and Community) and the host was ****ing incredulous that their son had gone to Kim and Kanye’s wedding dressed as Batman, which if you look for pictures, he basically had.

All sorts o’ crazy going on in that family.

“I wore the Batman suit to heighten my experience at the wedding and prom which was fun, but also at the wedding I felt as though I needed to protect everyone there and needed to have the proper gear to do so.”

- Actual Jaden Smith quote

 

[tedfoxxx]

“I wore the Batman suit to heighten my experience at the wedding and prom which was fun, but also at the wedding I felt as though I needed to protect everyone there and needed to have the proper gear to do so.”

- Actual Jaden Smith quote

His dad should have delivered one of his power slaps to him the second he started to form that thought.

 

[M17TT C]

Channel 4 viewers stunned as man uses willy grafted on his arm to hold DARTS

CHANNEL 4 viewers were left gobsmacked last night after they watched a man with a penis on his ARM use it to hold DARTS. Malcolm MacDonald had a willy grafted on to his arm after his old one fell o…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[tedfoxxx]

Channel 4 viewers stunned as man uses willy grafted on his arm to hold DARTS

CHANNEL 4 viewers were left gobsmacked last night after they watched a man with a penis on his ARM use it to hold DARTS. Malcolm MacDonald had a willy grafted on to his arm after his old one fell o…

www.thesun.co.uk

‘……had a willy grafted on to his arm after his old one fell off in the loo in 2010.’

Somebody give this journalist a Pulitzer for god’s sake.