I was looking for some action
Storm Arwen: Customers set to spend third night at Britain's highest pub
A karaoke evening is planned as dozens of people are still unable to leave the Tan Hill Inn.www.bbc.co.uk
Three days trapped with an Oasis tribute band….. Welcome to hell.
If that’s an Oasis reference then I’m afraid it’s over my head, seeing as they’re possibly the shittest band ever to walk the earth.
The last line is the b eat though “read the entire article in insider.”Does Homer live in Gloucester?
Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say
Bomb disposal experts were called to a hospital in Gloucester, England, after a man with a WW II anti-tank shell lodged inside of him needed treatment.www.yahoo.com
...he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell...
Yep, of course he did.
Bring your Salmon and your Bolly!
Wow what a sick weirdo Michael Jackson’s ghost clearly is
‘Thriller nonce’
Impotent man's partner accidentally deploys insulation foam inside him
WARNING, GRAPHIC CONTENT: Urologists who detailed the incident in Urology Case Reports said the man waited three weeks to seek medical attention.www.dailymail.co.uk
Should have just left it in the sink overnight.Cross-country skiing-Finn Remi suffers frozen penis in mass start race
The men's 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km but that did little to help Finland's Remi Lindholm, who needed a heat pack at the end of the race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part.www.reuters.com
I often do that. It doesn't get rid of the rash.
There's a lot going on there, in a short little write up.
| P | Pld | Pts | |
| 1 | Liverpool | 16 | 39 |
| 2 | Chelsea | 17 | 35 |
| 3 | Arsenal | 17 | 33 |
| 4 | Nottm F | 17 | 31 |
| 5 | Bournemouth | 17 | 28 |
| 6 | Aston Villa | 17 | 28 |
| 7 | Manchester C | 17 | 27 |
| 8 | Newcastle | 17 | 26 |
| 9 | Fulham | 17 | 25 |
| 10 | Brighton | 17 | 25 |
| 11 | Tottenham | 17 | 23 |
| 12 | Brentford | 17 | 23 |
| 13 | Manchester U | 17 | 22 |
| 14 | West Ham | 17 | 20 |
| 15 | Everton | 16 | 16 |
| 16 | Palace | 17 | 16 |
| 17 | Leicester | 17 | 14 |
| 18 | Wolves | 17 | 12 |
| 19 | Ipswich | 17 | 12 |
| 20 | Southampton | 17 | 6 |
