Random News Article Thread

[Blaarev]

Before opening this thread, I sometimes try to guess what the article might be about. I was nowhere near on this one.

Good for you

 

[tedfoxxx]

Before opening this thread, I sometimes try to guess what the article might be about. I was nowhere near on this one.

I opened the door to the garage and Silas was being bummed by what I can only describe as a sort of glowing, shadowy thing. It was obviously a ghost. The spook looked at me and thats when it hit me it was Michael Jackson and it was making that bizarre woo-hoo noise that Jacko used to make.

 

[foxybru]

 

[Blaarev]

Jesus he knows me.....

Something Happened on the Way to Heaven: Church Builds Baby Jesus Statue Resembling Phil Collins

A church in Mexico unveiled an enormous baby Jesus statue that bears a striking resemblance to Phil Collins.

www.rollingstone.com

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[jb5000]

They just need a bit of viral advertising

 

[Blaarev]

Time to revive this thread, and what better news article could be used for that purpose?

You swine! German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop

Photographer who captured moment naked bather gave pursuit says ‘he gave it his all’

www.theguardian.com

 

[Blue Maniac]

Time to revive this thread, and what better news article could be used for that purpose?

You swine! German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop

Photographer who captured moment naked bather gave pursuit says ‘he gave it his all’

www.theguardian.com

Anyone notice that the boar was naked as well?

 

[homer]

Nice arse...

 

[Blaarev]

Nice arse...

Which one?

 

[homer]

Which one?

Every hole’s a goal

 

[SJN-Fox]

Words fail me.

Mum drinks sperm smoothies to fight off coronavirus

Tracy Kiss, 32, necks shots of sperm three times a week donated by her boyfriend and mixed in with her smoothies.

metro.co.uk

 

[pork pie fox]

Words fail me.

Mum drinks sperm smoothies to fight off coronavirus

Tracy Kiss, 32, necks shots of sperm three times a week donated by her boyfriend and mixed in with her smoothies.

metro.co.uk

Her boyfriend has brainwashed her pretty well.

 

[Blaarev]

Words fail me.

Mum drinks sperm smoothies to fight off coronavirus

Tracy Kiss, 32, necks shots of sperm three times a week donated by her boyfriend and mixed in with her smoothies.

metro.co.uk

She claims it’s vegan as well. So vegans can be cannibals too?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Words fail me.

Mum drinks sperm smoothies to fight off coronavirus

Tracy Kiss, 32, necks shots of sperm three times a week donated by her boyfriend and mixed in with her smoothies.

metro.co.uk

****ing idiot.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Bullshit. She just wanted to be on the news.

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[Blaarev]

Oh no. They’ve killed Kenny!

 

[M17TT C]

Adolf Hitler re-elected in 2020...

Man called Adolf Hitler wins election in Namibia

'It doesn't mean I'm striving for world domination,' local councillor jokes

www.independent.co.uk

 

[tedfoxxx]

Denmark launches children's TV show about man with giant penis

Critics condemn idea of animated series about a man who cannot control his penis, but others have backed it

www.theguardian.com

John Dillermand has an extraordinary penis. So extraordinary, in fact, that it can perform rescue operations, etch murals, hoist a flag and even steal ice-cream from children.