Blaarev
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Good for you
Random News Article Thread
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tedfoxxx
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I opened the door to the garage and Silas was being bummed by what I can only describe as a sort of glowing, shadowy thing. It was obviously a ghost. The spook looked at me and thats when it hit me it was Michael Jackson and it was making that bizarre woo-hoo noise that Jacko used to make.
Blaarev
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Jesus he knows me.....
Something Happened on the Way to Heaven: Church Builds Baby Jesus Statue Resembling Phil Collins
22-foot tall, 2,000-pound statue could be the largest baby Jesus in the world
www.rollingstone.com
Brown Nose
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Blaarev
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Time to revive this thread, and what better news article could be used for that purpose?
www.theguardian.com
You swine! German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop
Photographer who captured moment naked bather gave pursuit says ‘he gave it his all’
Blue Maniac
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Anyone notice that the boar was naked as well?Time to revive this thread, and what better news article could be used for that purpose?
You swine! German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop
Photographer who captured moment naked bather gave pursuit says ‘he gave it his all’
Blaarev
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Which one?
homer
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Every hole’s a goal
SJN-Fox
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Words fail me.
metro.co.uk
Mum drinks sperm smoothies to fight off coronavirus
Tracy Kiss, 32, necks shots of sperm three times a week donated by her boyfriend and mixed in with her smoothies.
metro.co.uk
pork pie fox
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Words fail me.
Mum drinks sperm smoothies to fight off coronavirus
Tracy Kiss, 32, necks shots of sperm three times a week donated by her boyfriend and mixed in with her smoothies.
Her boyfriend has brainwashed her pretty well.
Blaarev
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She claims it’s vegan as well. So vegans can be cannibals too?Words fail me.
Mum drinks sperm smoothies to fight off coronavirus
Tracy Kiss, 32, necks shots of sperm three times a week donated by her boyfriend and mixed in with her smoothies.
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
****ing idiot.Words fail me.
Mum drinks sperm smoothies to fight off coronavirus
Tracy Kiss, 32, necks shots of sperm three times a week donated by her boyfriend and mixed in with her smoothies.
FOX Franks
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Bullshit. She just wanted to be on the news.
Brown Nose
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Blaarev
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Oh no. They’ve killed Kenny!
M17TT C
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Adolf Hitler re-elected in 2020...
www.independent.co.uk
Man called Adolf Hitler wins election in Namibia
'It doesn't mean I'm striving for world domination,' local councillor jokes
www.independent.co.uk
tedfoxxx
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Denmark launches children's TV show about man with giant penis
Critics condemn idea of animated series about a man who cannot control his penis, but others have backed it
John Dillermand has an extraordinary penis. So extraordinary, in fact, that it can perform rescue operations, etch murals, hoist a flag and even steal ice-cream from children.
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