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Macky
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Have you got shit in your eyes major? She is pure ****ing dirt
Cate Fox
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That's why he wants to go
The Major
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Darth Vodka
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...iliate-Wendy-Lewis-urinated-war-memorial.html
she sounds lovely. pissing on the cenotaph and then giving some bloke a blowy on a bench
she sounds lovely. pissing on the cenotaph and then giving some bloke a blowy on a bench
Mawsley
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:icon_lol:
They spend their lives raping and murdering prostitutes and yet this one gets all uppity over some bit of finger-shuffling.
It's madness gone mad.
I bet he pulled off at the next junction.
I'm going to have to buy the paper tomorrow... "Exclusive photo - and full story - in tomorrow's News & Star"
I bet the photo is not what I'm hoping it'll be though,
homer
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There's more...
AN APPLEBY woman who pleaded guilty to dangerous driving on the motorway while masturbating has revealed she was trying to ‘cheer herself up’ after a catalogue of family problems.
Lorry driver Jonathon Kitchen spotted Miranda Chapman, 43, of Doomgate, with her bottom half uncovered and masturbating as she overtook him between Carlisle and Shap at around 4pm on May 13.
Penrith Magistrates' Court heard that Ms Chapman was pulled over by officers at Brunthwaite following a call from Mr Kitchen. She was charged with dangerous driving and outraging public decency.
Judith Birbeck, defending, said Mrs Chapman had been shopping in Carlisle when she received a phone call from her daughter telling her she was pregnant.
“That might be good news to for many people but in this case it wasn’t. Her daughter suffers from mental health problems that are exacerbated during pregnancy so Mrs Chapman was unhappy and concerned by that call,†she said.
Her son who is a soldier then called to say he was going to be deployed to Afghanistan.
Ms Birkbeck said: “Mrs Chapman already has a relative who has suffered life threatening injuries from Afghanistan so you can only imagine her distress at the thought of him being sent there.â€
She then received a third phone call from her disabled father who lives in Ulverston saying that he needed her to go to his house because he had lost something.
While driving Mrs Chapman had wet herself as she suffers from incontinence and had pulled her trousers and knickers down.
“All these events made her feel extremely upset and in a moment of madness she decided to start masturbating to make herself feel better. It was a completely out of character action for her. A decision made by all the incidents piling up and she believed she was in the privacy of her own car. She wasn’t slowing down to enable other drivers to see.â€
Mrs Chapman cried throughout the hearing and the court was told that she had suffered severe weight loss since the incident.
A friend was allowed to sit with her as sentencing possibilities were discussed.
Magistrates issued an interim disqualification from driving until October 8, when she will be sentenced following a probation report.
http://www.thewestmorlandgazette.co...its__outraging_public_decency__while_driving/
AN APPLEBY woman who pleaded guilty to dangerous driving on the motorway while masturbating has revealed she was trying to ‘cheer herself up’ after a catalogue of family problems.
Lorry driver Jonathon Kitchen spotted Miranda Chapman, 43, of Doomgate, with her bottom half uncovered and masturbating as she overtook him between Carlisle and Shap at around 4pm on May 13.
Penrith Magistrates' Court heard that Ms Chapman was pulled over by officers at Brunthwaite following a call from Mr Kitchen. She was charged with dangerous driving and outraging public decency.
Judith Birbeck, defending, said Mrs Chapman had been shopping in Carlisle when she received a phone call from her daughter telling her she was pregnant.
“That might be good news to for many people but in this case it wasn’t. Her daughter suffers from mental health problems that are exacerbated during pregnancy so Mrs Chapman was unhappy and concerned by that call,†she said.
Her son who is a soldier then called to say he was going to be deployed to Afghanistan.
Ms Birkbeck said: “Mrs Chapman already has a relative who has suffered life threatening injuries from Afghanistan so you can only imagine her distress at the thought of him being sent there.â€
She then received a third phone call from her disabled father who lives in Ulverston saying that he needed her to go to his house because he had lost something.
While driving Mrs Chapman had wet herself as she suffers from incontinence and had pulled her trousers and knickers down.
“All these events made her feel extremely upset and in a moment of madness she decided to start masturbating to make herself feel better. It was a completely out of character action for her. A decision made by all the incidents piling up and she believed she was in the privacy of her own car. She wasn’t slowing down to enable other drivers to see.â€
Mrs Chapman cried throughout the hearing and the court was told that she had suffered severe weight loss since the incident.
A friend was allowed to sit with her as sentencing possibilities were discussed.
Magistrates issued an interim disqualification from driving until October 8, when she will be sentenced following a probation report.
http://www.thewestmorlandgazette.co...its__outraging_public_decency__while_driving/
Macky
Gruntled Member
In all seriousness, what a ****ing pathetic prosecution. What possible public service is being performed by embarrassing this poor woman any more than she was when she was arrested? What the **** will be achieved after wasting all that money and time?
To quote the contemporary philosopher Harbro-fox, pathetic. Friggin pathetic, in fact.
To quote the contemporary philosopher Harbro-fox, pathetic. Friggin pathetic, in fact.
Durham Fox
El Dude Brother.
:icon_lol:
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
Being locked in a cell? Yeah everyone loves that...
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
:icon_conf Is the implication here that all gay men enjoy being raped? I'll bet they don't...
fox58
Well-Known Member
not saying he will enjoy his time in jail, but he will be a prime target for some
MKFox
New Member
no, the implication is that GM will gladly consent.
because he is a big gayer
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