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[spionfox]

I find cable ties and a cellar works well at preventing it running anywhere. But it must be dank, I couldn't bare a cellar not to be dank.

Breasts are all rather irrelevant once you've cut the skin off to make a nice body suit.

If only it would put the lotion on its skin.

If you had put that on a Facebook page all hell would break out and Victoria Derbyshire (who she I can hear you ask!) would be trying in vain to get you to explain yourself live on air.

 

[Mawsley]

I know who Victoria is, what kind of person hasn't heard of her?

 

[spionfox]

I know who Victoria is, what kind of person hasn't heard of her?

I'll wait for Jeff to reply before I answer that :icon_lol:

 

[Steven]

I know who Victoria is, what kind of person hasn't heard of her?

Me. :icon_bigg I googled her and I don't listen to the radio. :icon_wink

 

[Motown Fox]

Now, for the first time, a controversy has erupted in France over the use of sexually suggestive posters as a deterrent.

 

[Mawsley]

Now, for the first time, a controversy has erupted in France over the use of sexually suggestive posters as a deterrent.

Why did they have to use larger than average fags? I feel all inadequate now.

 

[Motown Fox]

On Channel 4 on Thursday night the story of the The Queens hidden cousins

Been in the Press too

 

[Real Sharapova]

On Channel 4 on Thursday night the story of the The Queens hidden cousins

Been in the Press too

How very sad.

 

[Macky]

Pizza is a vegetable. Who knew?

 

[Steven]

Pizza is a vegetable. Who knew?

Tomatoes are fruits though?

 

[FryattFox]

Tomatoes are fruits though?

Seriously?!

So 2 tablespoons of tomato sauce split between x number of slices and that's deemed acceptable as a portion of vegetables?

You really are a parody of yourself sometimes.

 

[Steven]

Seriously?!

So 2 tablespoons of tomato sauce split between x number of slices and that's deemed acceptable as a portion of vegetables?

You really are a parody of yourself sometimes.

You have stopped making sense. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato

 

[Macky]

Seriously?!

So 2 tablespoons of tomato sauce split between x number of slices and that's deemed acceptable as a portion of vegetables?

You really are a parody of yourself sometimes.

What are you banging on about? It was the US Congress that were paid to decide pizza is a vegetable, not Steven.

 

[FryattFox]

What are you banging on about? It was the US Congress that were paid to decide pizza is a vegetable, not Steven.

So just to clarify, is Steven not part of the US Congress?

 

[FryattFox]

You have stopped making sense. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato

Sorry Steven; I completely mis-read your initial post.

 

[Macky]

So just to clarify, is Steven not part of the US Congress?

He's not no, but apparently he's slightly less popular than that den of thieves and robbers

 

[Steven]

He's not no, but apparently he's slightly less popular than that den of thieves and robbers

**** me, I am in trouble if I am less popular than the US Congress. :icon_bigg

 

[Steven]

Sorry Steven; I completely mis-read your initial post.

I have made enough mistakes in the past. :icon_eek: :icon_wink

 

[spionfox]

I have made enough mistakes in the past. :icon_eek: :icon_wink

Must....... Resist........... :icon_wink

 

[Macky]

First pizza is a vegetable and now water isn't wet.
What the actual ****?