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[Biffa Bacon]

Bollocks, we all want cheap gas, even if it means that the whole country falls into a massive fissure in the earth, I bet it'd be nice and warm down there anyway.

 

[Motown Fox]

Ladies how to increase the size of your breasts without surgery

It could hail the end to padded bras and expensive cosmetic surgery.

A new body serum claims to boost women’s cleavage by as much as three-quarters of a cup size in just four weeks.

The ‘boob job in a tube’ works by stimulating the formation and storage of naturally-occurring fat cells in the breasts, thus boosting the size.

 

[Mawsley]

Ladies how to increase the size of your breasts without surgery

Dont want to sound rude, but I think my monster-in-law has been rubbing that stuff all over her body for the past 60 years.

- Danny Dix, Sydney Australia , 08/11/2011

 

[Motown Fox]

Did you read Danny's other comments? His surname not Dix for nothing I imagine.

 

[Mawsley]

His surname not Dix for nothing I imagine.

He reads the Daily Mail.

 

[Motown Fox]

Ture.

He is also Australian
or lives out there.

 

[The Major]

You don't want to risk that girls, you might end up with massive hands as well. Best to let someone like me rub it on for you.

 

[Motown Fox]

You don't want to risk that girls, you might end up with massive hands as well. Best to let someone like me rub it on for you.

What with though:icon_razz

 

[Leesoh]

Ladies how to increase the size of your breasts without surgery

Some of us don't actually want bigger boobs. Tits aren't the be all and end all, you know.

 

[Motown Fox]

Shall we have a poll on that guys?

 

[fitz]

Some of us don't actually want bigger boobs. Tits aren't the be all and end all, you know.

True, got to have a nice arse too.

 

[Doggie_muz]

Some of us don't actually want bigger boobs. Tits aren't the be all and end all, you know.

Where's Alex? Finally his specialist subject becomes a conversation topic...

 

[Macky]

Where's Alex? Finally his specialist subject becomes a conversation topic...

Wrong kind of 'tits' I'm afraid

 

[OldGit]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/column...-forgot-115875-23550388/#.Trz-UPCmwfo.twitter

 

[Mawsley]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/column...-forgot-115875-23550388/#.Trz-UPCmwfo.twitter

“So many good British men fell, all young, all unprepared for the horrors of war, but all believing to the very end that they died, not simply for the people of Spain, but for the most important of principles – democracy.”

Whereas now we fight for oil and the right to ignore the public will.

 

[Macky]

Whereas now we fight for oil and the right to ignore the public will.

They're killing brown babies for your freedom

 

[Leesoh]

True, got to have a nice arse too.

I'm screwed then. In the sense that having big tits and a nice arse is the be all and end all. Not in the sense that I am multi-tasking.

Where's Alex? Finally his specialist subject becomes a conversation topic...

Wrong kind of 'tits' I'm afraid

 

[Blue Maniac]

I'm screwed then. In the sense that having big tits and a nice arse is the be all and end all.

Knocker size and arse shape aren't a consideration for me. My main requirement is willingness to descend to my level of perversion. Then, in order of importance: flexibility, height and shoe size.

 

[Matt_B]

Knocker size and arse shape aren't a consideration for me. My main requirement is willingness to descend to my level of perversion. Then, in order of importance: flexibility, height and shoe size.

Exactly, if a woman doesn't run away from the idea of a 4 some with me, an Eskimo midget and a voodoo doll made from asparagus then I cam overlook most things.

 

[Mawsley]

I find cable ties and a cellar works well at preventing it running anywhere. But it must be dank, I couldn't bare a cellar not to be dank.

Breasts are all rather irrelevant once you've cut the skin off to make a nice body suit.

If only it would put the lotion on its skin.