Random News Article Thread

[Steven]

First pizza is a vegetable and now water isn't wet.
What the actual ****?

These people are only protecting you. :icon_roll

 

[pork pie fox]

Nice ass:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/15818910

 

[Steven]

Naked British woman, 49, left dangling from balcony of Spanish holiday flat after tumbling over rail while having sex with husband

 

[bocadillo]

Naked British woman, 49, left dangling from balcony of Spanish holiday flat after tumbling over rail while having sex with husband

The police advice regarding 'safe sex' caused me more than a little amusement.

 

[OldGit]

Oh dear, standards are slipping.

There was a time when you would never have caught the mail using "a hotel" rather than "an hotel"

 

[Feriol]

Pimp wants to be recognised as an expert witness

 

[Steven]

Underlining the quality of the modern student. :icon_eek:

Derby student trapped in clothes horse rescued by firefighters

 

[fitz]

Underlining the quality of the modern student. :icon_eek:

Derby student trapped in clothes horse rescued by firefighters

A great use of their time. Perhaps they should have just told her to stay there and not eat anything until she was slender enough to get back out.

 

[homer]

A great use of their time. Perhaps they should have just told her to stay there and not eat anything until she was slender enough to get back out.

By the look of her, that may have taken some time..

 

[Motown Fox]

more bad business news and for jobs

 

[FryattFox]

Burglar letter



I'd rather receive this than a hollow apology. Plus at least the yoof have a sense of humour.

 

[indierich06]

Shame they didn't catch him in the act and give the little ****er a good hiding!

 

[Macky]

Burglar letter

View attachment 8616

I'd rather receive this than a hollow apology. Plus at least the yoof have a sense of humour.

His spelling needs some work

 

[fitz]

His spelling needs some work

Perhaps he needs to steal a dictionary?

 

[RHYDAL]

Perhaps he needs to steal a dictionary?

Perhaps he needs to have good spelling kicked into him.

 

[Motown Fox]

Perhaps this thief will go on to become the winner of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and give a dinner invite to the person he burgled.

 

[Leesoh]

His spelling needs some work

Now then, Macky, you can't go around criticising his spelling. Or is it deemed acceptable in this case because he's a scrote?

 

[Macky]

Now then, Macky, you can't go around criticising his spelling. Or is it deemed acceptable in this case because he's a scrote?

Give him a gun and send him off to kill brown people in Afghanistan. They're jealous of your freedoms, that's why they have to be killed.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Oh dear, standards are slipping.

There was a time when you would never have caught the mail using "a hotel" rather than "an hotel"

A sign of standards being raised, surely.

 

[Leesoh]

Give him a gun and send him off to kill brown people in Afghanistan. They're jealous of your freedoms, that's why they have to be killed.

Only if it's in my name. Actually in my name. Not metaphorically.