Random News Article Thread

[Mawsley]

Three complaints? Three, whole complaints?

To be fair, that is the entire readership of the Northampton Herald and Post.

 

[Macky]

To be fair, that is the entire readership of the Northampton Herald and Post.

That's it, I'm reporting this post to the highest authority. How very dare you suggest that people in Northamptonshire can read

 

[Macky]

It's great to see the peace and stability in Libya these days since the Allied invasion

 

[SJN-Fox]

That's it, I'm reporting this post to the highest authority. How very dare you suggest that people in Northamptonshire can read

Oi !!

 

[Mawsley]

Towcester really doesn't count - it's much more Milton Keyneshire

 

[bocadillo]

Towcester really doesn't count

So you're saying that the good people of Towcester are innumerate as well!?!

 

[Mawsley]

So you're saying that the good people of Towcester are innumerate as well!?!

It's relatively close to Daventry, so probably.

 

[Matt_B]

It's relatively close to Daventry, so probably.

I once did a girl from Daventry. I later found out she'd gone on to engage in a relationship with her dog. Not sure if I sent her that way, but it's a nice story to bring out at parties.

 

[Mawsley]

I once did a girl from Daventry. I later found out she'd gone on to engage in a relationship with her dog. Not sure if I sent her that way, but it's a nice story to bring out at parties.

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

The two terms I spent there will be etched in my memory forever.

Hideous, hideous place.

Dreadful people.

 

[H T B]

I once did a girl from Daventry. I later found out she'd gone on to engage in a relationship with her dog. Not sure if I sent her that way, but it's a nice story to bring out at parties.

You did tell her you liked it doggy style

 

[Mawsley]

You did tell her you liked it doggy style

I always wondered who indulged in heavy petty at public swimming baths.

 

[DesertFox]

Prince Harry climbs Mayan ruin in Belize

I did the same thing there two weeks ago. While I was in this part of Belize people kept asking me if I was security for Prince Harry's visit!

 

[Macky]

German soldiers discovered preserved in World War I shelter after nearly 100 years

 

[Macky]

Footballer sues church for depriving him of career with Man U

 

[Mawsley]

I blame Bill Gates, McDonalds, various manufacturers of vodka and Sir Walter Raleigh/chips for robbing me of my record breaking international career and not lifting three World Cups with Wales.

 

[FryattFox]

'The Statue of Liberty is appreciated by millions around the world, but one woman from Leeds has fallen in love with the New York landmark. Amanda Whittaker, 27, suffers from an unusual condition known as objectum sexuality, which means she falls in love with inanimate objects. The monument is the latest in a long line of objects that Amanda has fallen in love with, as she admitted to the Sun on Sunday that she had a passionate affair with a drum kit in her teens. Speaking to the newspaper, she said: 'She is my long-distance lover and I am blown away by how stunning she is.

'Other people might be shocked to think I can have romantic feelings for an object, but I am not the same as them.' Amanda has filled her home in Leeds with memorabilia related to the statue and revealed that she has often thought about tying the knot with the object, which she affectionately calls 'Libby'. She has since visited the statue in person four times, when she admits to caressing it and leaning out of a window to kiss its hair. In recent years a number of people suffering with objectum sexuality have hit the headlines with their own unusual relationships. Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer 54, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, married the structure in 1979' - Metro.

 

[Macky]

You're not playing by the rules FF, where's the news article? You could've made that bollocks up yourself. Why don't you feck off and start your own creative writing thread if that's what you want to do?

 

[Macky]

Massive foxes invade Scotland

 

[Darth Vodka]

Massive foxes invade Scotland

insert Jobber joke

 

[FryattFox]

You're not playing by the rules FF

What rules?

where's the news article?

In the Metro.

You could've made that bollocks up yourself.

Could of.

Why don't you feck off

Why don't you feck off.

if that's what you want to do?

It's not.