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[Macky]

What rules?

I have a long list of rules to be followed for this thread, you're after breaking several of them. Ignorance of the law is no defence.

In the Metro.

The wut?

Could of.

AHA! So you admit that you of written it

Why don't you feck off.

Don't be ridiculous, who'd enforce the rules?

It's not.

Thank Dog for that

 

[FryattFox]

I have a long list of rules to be followed for this thread, you're after breaking several of them. Ignorance of the law is no defence.

Ignorance is my only defence.

The wut?

It's free.

AHA!

I'll be coming for your love, okay?

Don't be ridiculous, who'd enforce the rules?

The dog.

Thank Dog for that

He turned up wearing a goat.

 

[Mawsley]

What rules?

Damn right.

And whose rules?

 

[Darth Vodka]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17269535

strangely mesmerising

 

[H T B]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17269535

strangely mesmerising

At certain camera angles it looks like it's running backwards

 

[Steven]

Now we know what Enderby Fox was doing. :icon_wink

Commuter accused of sex act on train walks free from court after telling court he was strumming an 'imaginary banjo'

 

[SwedeFox]

107% turnout, and almost everyone voted for Putin! It's amazing how popular he is!

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/06/world/europe/fraudulent-votes-for-putin-abound-in-chechnya.html

 

[Mawsley]

Now we know what Enderby Fox was doing. :icon_wink

Commuter accused of sex act on train walks free from court after telling court he was strumming an 'imaginary banjo'

Don't see what the problem is - I just feel sorry for the bloke that he had to struggle carrying two of them to court without any help.

 

[Macky]

Now we know what Enderby Fox was doing. :icon_wink

In fairness Steven, we already knew. He told us, he was wanking himself off on the bus

Commuter accused of sex act on train walks free from court after telling court he was strumming an 'imaginary banjo'

He's quite the musical talent: banjos; fiddles; his organ. No end to it

 

[Steven]

From the Bench to the wrench! The two women lawyers who quit legal profession they damned as too sexist - to become PLUMBERS

 

[Steven]

No need to go ape: Slouching chimp who refuses to put on a show for zoo visitors

 

[SwedeFox]

This is what Macky has said for ages, literally.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/9137930/Meaning-of-literally-shrinking-away.html

 

[Darth Vodka]

This is what Macky has said for ages, literally.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/9137930/Meaning-of-literally-shrinking-away.html

I literally brought it today with the money you gave to myself

 

[Blue Maniac]

I literally brought it today with the money you gave to myself

brung.

 

[Steven]

How on earth is this "religious" organisation allowed to continue. :icon_conf

http://translate.google.com/transla...castreerd-wegens-homoseksueel-gedrag/&act=url

 

[The Major]

How on earth is this "religious" organisation allowed to continue. :icon_conf

http://translate.google.com/transla...castreerd-wegens-homoseksueel-gedrag/&act=url

Within the Roman Catholic Church in the fifties

Good to see you've got your finger on the pulse Steven.

 

[Steven]

Good to see you've got your finger on the pulse Steven.

So the fact that it happened fifty-five years ago makes it OK? Are you a senior member of the Catholic Church or the Pope in disguise?

 

[Mawsley]

Good to see you've got your finger on the pulse Steven.

To be fair, it's not like people demanding the residents of Bristol are flogged once a month for their historical role in slavery.

 

[Mawsley]

I used to feel a tad sorry for them, dealing with scum day in day out must have been a bit rum.

But my sympathies have long since run out. They've forgotten their order in the scheme of things - they've forgotten that not every person in the country is a violent arsehole.

**** the police.

[video=youtube_share;nNEgLLGLL18]http://youtu.be/nNEgLLGLL18[/video]

Big pay-out now made by the Met.

 

[Macky]

Another recent payout for harassment by the Met