Random News Article Thread

[Blue Maniac]

Both of them a disgrace to Boxing

 

[The Major]

Forecasters are meant to predict the weather, not turn the air blue.
But forecaster Alex Deakin managed to do both on Saturday evening's BBC World weather forecast, with a graphic Freudian slip that conjured up a very bizarre image for Sunday's weather.
His pleasant forecast for Sunday suddenly took a turn for the worse when he informed us that: 'It is simply a lovely winter's day tomorrow, buckets loads of c***.... Sunshine across central and Eastern England.'

Video [video]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2103735/Embarrassment-BBC-weather-forecaster-predicts-bucket-loads-c--Britain.html[/video]


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ts-bucket-loads-c--Britain.html#ixzz1mwG3QdAh

 

[Mawsley]

So, it's literally going to be raining Daily Mail readers?

 

[Macky]

Sky News admitting that they've given up reporting the actual news and are instead just pushing nonsensical war propaganda and in the process prove that they know precisely **** all about the Middle East

 

[The Major]

So, it's literally going to be raining Daily Mail readers?

Are you calling me a clot?

 

[LS6_Fox]

Sky News admitting that they've given up reporting the actual news and are instead just pushing nonsensical war propaganda and in the process prove that they know precisely **** all about the Middle East

There's some great quotes in there:

"not based on any specific intelligence"
"the sources have no specific intelligence"

 

[Leesoh]

You couldn't make it up. Well, actually, you can.

I'm confused.

 

[Macky]

There's some great quotes in there:

"not based on any specific intelligence"
"the sources have no specific intelligence"

If this shit wasn't so ****ing dangerous, it would be laughable.

The opening line of the article is complete and utter bullshit: "Iran and al Qaeda's core leadership under Ayman al Zawahiri have established an 'operational relationship'"
Or translated into reality: "The Shi'ite regime of Iran are working with their mortal enemies, the CIA controlled Salafist Sunni organisation Al Qaeda"

Yeah, that makes perfect sense Sky, perfect sense so it does

 

[Blue Maniac]

If this shit wasn't so ****ing dangerous, it would be laughable.

The opening line of the article is complete and utter bullshit: "Iran and al Qaeda's core leadership under Ayman al Zawahiri have established an 'operational relationship'"
Or translated into reality: "The Shi'ite regime of Iran are working with their mortal enemies, the CIA controlled Salafist Sunni organisation Al Qaeda"

Yeah, that makes perfect sense Sky, perfect sense so it does

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were sceptical about that stream of vague, unsubstantiated, self-contradictory bullshit.

 

[Steven]

If this shit wasn't so ****ing dangerous, it would be laughable.

The opening line of the article is complete and utter bullshit: "Iran and al Qaeda's core leadership under Ayman al Zawahiri have established an 'operational relationship'"
Or translated into reality: "The Shi'ite regime of Iran are working with their mortal enemies, the CIA controlled Salafist Sunni organisation Al Qaeda"

Yeah, that makes perfect sense Sky, perfect sense so it does

Two US Senators Call For Arming Syrian Opposition Filled With al Qaeda Terrorists

 

[Dour]

Two US Senators Call For Arming Syrian Opposition Filled With al Qaeda Terrorists

I think it must be a different al Qaeda to the one we know. Their one is 'an organization used to systematically destroy civil liberties throughout the United States.'

 

[Macky]

Two US Senators Call For Arming Syrian Opposition Filled With al Qaeda Terrorists

Well, I think it's great to see the warmongers calling for openness and honesty. We all know that they're already doing it, so why not be open about it?

 

[Steven]

The raids took place as part of Operation Fitzroy, with the assistance of Leicestershire Police, at homes in Albert Street and Moor Lane in Loughborough

"It is the role of the MHRA to ensure the public have access to acceptably safe medicines and this action has prevented potentially unsafe medicines from reaching the public."

Very strange given the number of people who die in the due to drugs obtained on prescription. :icon_conf

£140,000 haul of sex drugs seized in raids

 

[Real Sharapova]

Very strange given the number of people who die in the due to drugs obtained on prescription. :icon_conf

£140,000 haul of sex drugs seized in raids

Very strange to be seizing counterfeit drugs? How strange.

 

[Steven]

Very strange to be seizing counterfeit drugs? How strange.

.... because they are counterfeit no but because they are potentially dangerous yes.

 

[Mawsley]

I hate potentially dangerous things.

650 people died falling out of bed or off chairs in the USA in 2000, 55 people from hot tap water.

People just don't care enough about potentially dangerous things.

 

[Macky]

I hate potentially dangerous things.

650 people died falling out of bed or off chairs in the USA in 2000, 55 people from hot tap water.

People just don't care enough about potentially dangerous things.

This is an outrage, why haven't we got legislation to ban these lethal devices?
We have to protect people from themselves

 

[Mawsley]

We have to protect people from themselves

To be fair, I have a history of really bad decision making. Maybe ****wits like me need protecting from ****wits like me?

 

[SwedeFox]

Wow, are you sure she's not the head of VisitSweden.com?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...23/Were-just-not-ready-to-be-Swedes-Dave.html

 

[Leesoh]

Three complaints? Three, whole complaints?