Random News Article Thread

[OldGit]

https://www.neurope.eu/article/british-national-party-target-suntans

 

[Matt_B]

http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/20/us/colorado-theater-shooting/index.html

Not sure if the thread is appropriate for this article, but there you go.

It's a horrific incident and I don't wish to belittle its importance, but who takes a 3 month old to the cinema?

 

[Jeff]

https://www.neurope.eu/article/british-national-party-target-suntans

Awful bit of writing there, and I'm not just talking about the spelling mistakes.

 

[Macky]

Awful bit of writing there, and I'm not just talking about the spelling mistakes.

Probably foreigners

 

[Miles Away]

It's a horrific incident and I don't wish to belittle its importance, but who takes a 3 month old to the cinema?

Certainly the amount of children in the theatre was a bit of a shock to me. So I understand why you'd ask that question.

 

[Billyjof]

Man with strange bovid fascination/

 

[Biffa Bacon]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18968229

People actually falling for this scam? wow.

 

[Mawsley]

Evry1 readin dis thred: I haz bin payed 2 kil u. Sen me £100 an Ill let u go free. Tel the copz an ill kil u duble.

 

[Steven]

The rise in women seeking a perfect vagina

 

[FryattFox]

evry1 readin dis thred: I haz bin payed 2 kil u. Sen me £100 an ill let u go free. Tel the copz an ill kil u duble.

Where the **** do I send it to???!!! Have I missed the deadline????????

 

[Macky]

Turns out they're not all bastards, some of them are also paedophiles

 

[Jeff]

Turns out they're not all bastards, some of them are also paedophiles

That story is 10 years old. And a lot of the people who were arrested shouldn't have been... http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2007/apr/19/hitechcrime.money

 

[Macky]

That story is 10 years old. And a lot of the people who were arrested shouldn't have been... http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2007/apr/19/hitechcrime.money

I thought it looked familiar. I blame The Mail for not having article dates, and displaying today's date

 

[Macky]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ped-death-5-wives-paying-attention-sixth.html

 

[Biffa Bacon]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ped-death-5-wives-paying-attention-sixth.html

He should've ignored them all equally and got a mistress.

 

[Darth Vodka]

as ways to go...I think that beats drowning in a vat of Malmsey wine

 

[Darth Vodka]

in banana news, with the threat of the Cavendish being wiped out, its genome is sequenced

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/vaop/ncurrent/full/nature11241.html

 

[Macky]

in banana news, with the threat of the Cavendish being wiped out, its genome is sequenced

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/vaop/ncurrent/full/nature11241.html

This is nonsense, everybody knows the banana was perfectly designed by almighty Dog

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[Miles Away]

This is nonsense, everybody knows the banana was perfectly designed by almighty Dog

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That is AMAZING.

 

[pork pie fox]

This is nonsense, everybody knows the banana was perfectly designed by almighty Dog

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Genuine thanks for bringing that to my attention. It's quality.