1) I can't understand what has happened to Etuhu and the hungarians, at least they are actual wingers, instead we got a Barry Hayles masterclass in doing **** all for as long as possible. After all the moaning about 'square pegs round holes' he continues to do it after signing three 'round pegs' himself.
2) After the first 10 minutes it was absolutely shocking. Everytime Sheff Wed got the ball and ran at us the players shat themselves, and they always looked dangerous. Whenever we got the ball it was an enormous punt for Hume to run onto, which usually resulted in them getting the ball back. How is this a good tactic? I really have no idea what they've been working on in training, there was no movement or anything.
3) After they scored it got worse, and whatever was said at half time must have been the worst team talk in the world. Apart from Bell, who I thought was decent all the way through, everyone was absolute dogshite in the second half.
4) After we went behind, why did it take so long for the subs to be made, it was hardly needed Einstein to work out who to bring on.
5) Howard is actually the worst player I have ever seen.
6) I've defended Holloway a lot, but if he doesn't get sacked by Monday morning then we should stage a coup of Mandaric and do it ourselves. The team selection was wrong, the tactics were wrong, the subs were wrong, his team talk were wrong, and his disappearing act in the second half was ****ing pathetic.
*breaths*