Steven Taylor Spotted In Leicester (Welford Road)

[newtonfox]

You heartless bastard, my great-aunt is blind.
You just can't help yourself can you?

i wont laugh

 

[Hammond Organ]

My Dad died when I was just 6, you nasty evil piece of work you.

My dad died when he was just 6, thanks for bringing that back you very naughty man...

 

[Melton Fox]

My dad died when he was just 6, thanks for bringing that back you very naughty man...

:icon_lol:

 

[newtonfox]

Is that just maniacal laughter Newts - you've not run out of fags have you?!

no its the other ive ran out of :icon_sad:

 

[lee7]

You heartless bastard, my great-aunt is blind.
You just can't help yourself can you?

:icon_bigg:icon_bigg

 

[alex]

:icon_bigg:icon_bigg

I got the clap, you knew that didn't you?

 

[Hammond Organ]

i wont laugh

And now your at it... My second cousin twice removed on my mother's side was allergic to kissing, and once her head swelled to the size and colour of a watermelon. :icon_wink

 

[Hammond Organ]

no its the other ive ran out of :icon_sad:

Go for the special cakes then :icon_wink

 

[Bezu Fache Fox]

Go for the special cakes then :icon_wink

My grandad got food poisoning from a cake once.

 

[ChrisFilter]

How unexpected. A tirade of "we all have it hard" references.

We all have our limits, Melts. That just hit mine. If my daughter had been raped by a nonce, I'm sure I'd be sensitive about paedo jokes.

There comes a point when you realise that shit jokes laced with 'risque' humour aren't funny purely because they're offensive.

Anyway, I'm sure you'll all fly to Melt's defence. Salt of the earth bloke, his Dad died so he's allowed to laugh at spackers, his baby sister got abused by a rottweiller, so it's cool to laugh at queers. AIDS is ****ing hilarious because it kills Africans.

HA!

Make poor taste jokes to your heart's content if there's a bit of self-effacing humour, if not, you just look a bit pathetic to those with half a brain.

 

[alex]

How unexpected. A tirade of "we all have it hard" references.

We all have our limits, Melts. That just hit mine. If my daughter had been raped by a nonce, I'm sure I'd be sensitive about paedo jokes.

There comes a point when you realise that shit jokes laced with 'risque' humour aren't funny purely because they're offensive.

Anyway, I'm sure you'll all fly to Melt's defence. Salt of the earth bloke, his Dad died so he's allowed to laugh at spackers, his baby sister got abused by a rottweiller, so it's cool to laugh at queers. AIDS is ****ing hilarious because it kills Africans.

HA!

Make poor taste jokes to your heart's content if there's a bit of self-effacing humour, if not, you just look a bit pathetic to those with half a brain.

I'm sure Melts would regret offending anyone on here with that type of humour really, that's not his aim IMO.

My brother is special needs, and I didn't read it as so offensive. Perhaps I need to in future, not sure.

 

[Michael_J_Fox]

How unexpected. A tirade of "we all have it hard" references.

We all have our limits, Melts. That just hit mine. If my daughter had been raped by a nonce, I'm sure I'd be sensitive about paedo jokes.

There comes a point when you realise that shit jokes laced with 'risque' humour aren't funny purely because they're offensive.

Anyway, I'm sure you'll all fly to Melt's defence. Salt of the earth bloke, his Dad died so he's allowed to laugh at spackers, his baby sister got abused by a rottweiller, so it's cool to laugh at queers. AIDS is ****ing hilarious because it kills Africans.

HA!

Make poor taste jokes to your heart's content if there's a bit of self-effacing humour, if not, you just look a bit pathetic to those with half a brain.

Uh-oh PC Brigade is out!

Watch out folks - don't leave your homes, don't smoke indoors, don't celebrate christmas, don't use the word 'brainstorm', don't eat bacon, don't laugh at funny jokes, don't worry about all of those cameras filming you every day, don't say rude words, don't drive on a road without speed humps, don't say anything at all (if you do - you don't have a brain - unlike super intelligent chris filter and his beige f'kin suit, 'right-on' 'liberal' way of thinking and clipboard of tick-boxes of things we should and should'nt laugh at! Prat!)

good evening.

 

[ChrisFilter]

"Right-on"

Brilliant, power to the people!

Really, don't get me wrong, I'm not super PC at all. I just thought Melts was being a cock. I realise I haven't helped myself.

Anyway, back to the ketamine.

 

[Brauny Blue]

It's not about you Newts.

"Window Lickers" is a light hearted quip that many people all over the world use, doesn't make it right, but it doesn't make me as bad as you lot might think.

I have a close relative who has DS, so I appreciate no moral high ground lectures from anybody.

Being a dwarf i find that offensive

 

[lee7]

I got the clap, you knew that didn't you?

what

 

[LCFC 4 life]

"Right-on"

Brilliant, power to the people!

Really, don't get me wrong, I'm not super PC at all. I just thought Melts was being a cock. I realise I haven't helped myself.

Anyway, back to the ketamine.

im a leftie thats seriously offensive

 

[Hammond Organ]

I got the clap, you knew that didn't you?

what

You were asleep at the time, you weren't to know...

 

[lee7]

You were asleep at the time, you weren't to know...

oh.

 

[Disco Bob]

My Dad was illiterate until he was killed by a container driver (too busy posting on an online forum to be looking where he was going) while smoking drugs.

All of you are f*ckers.

 

[Melton Fox]

that's not funny. Wanker.

just made me think you a cock.

I just thought Melts was being a cock.

Mmmm, please remind me why it's you that's offended and not me

No don't bother, it's because I choose not to be.