give_us_a_wave
Well-Known Member
Dear Mr Campbell
Regarding your salary demands.It has been brought to our attention that requesting enough money to buy a new car every week is (to use the vernacular) a ****ing joke.This hilarity stems from the fact that you are basically a journeyman nobody & unlikely to ever rise above such status.
Whilst we thank you for providing us with a bit of a titter in the office at what is normally a quiet time of year we are afraid that we must now withdraw our interest.
Thank you again for your time & we trust that you will enjoy going & ****ing yourself (sideways)
Yours
LCFC
Regarding your salary demands.It has been brought to our attention that requesting enough money to buy a new car every week is (to use the vernacular) a ****ing joke.This hilarity stems from the fact that you are basically a journeyman nobody & unlikely to ever rise above such status.
Whilst we thank you for providing us with a bit of a titter in the office at what is normally a quiet time of year we are afraid that we must now withdraw our interest.
Thank you again for your time & we trust that you will enjoy going & ****ing yourself (sideways)
Yours
LCFC