Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2022 rumours thread

[DillyDing22]

So Newcastle are about to buy Usak from Real Sociedad (according to talk sport) for 60 million but would not pay this for Maddison?

I’d swap Maddison for Isak

 

[lazzer]

Why do I find it hard to write the next line?

That much is Ture

 

[popillius]

I’d swap Maddison for Isak

Then you're ****ing mental.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Then you're ****ing mental.

Excuse me sir, did you order the Wibble?

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[tedfoxxx]

It’s BEDNAREK.

B-E-D… oh never mind.

 

[Brown Nose]

Akanji is in the final year of his contract. He's been expected to leave this summer and word on the street is that he's been speaking to an English club.

Dortmund fans consider him a weak link in their side so they'll be happy to sell.

 

[DillyDing22]

Then you're ****ing mental.

Maybe Isak is the perfect long term replacement for Vardy, and a key answer to our lack of ability in the final third.

Not that I don’t rate Maddison, I rate Isak highly.

Will be interesting to see both players development over the next 5 years.

 

[tedfoxxx]

You say Akanji
I say Amartey

Akanji! Amartey! Akanji! Amartey!

Let’s call the whole thing off…

 

[Brown Nose]

Great at passing about at the back but hopeless in the air and can't defend. He sounds like a BR special and will fit right in.

 

[popillius]

Great at passing about at the back but hopeless in the air and can't defend. He sounds like a BR special and will fit right in.

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Yeah. We should buy players with smashing stats from other leagues like Musa, Soumare, Slimani, Daka. That'll be a better bet.

 

[Robin127]

Dortmund fans consider him a weak link in their side so they'll be happy to sell.

When I watched Bundesliga games a few years ago he never particularly impressed me.

 

[parafox]

Great at passing about at the back but hopeless in the air and can't defend. He sounds like a BR special and will fit right in.

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Christ almighty. We're going to regret giving this twat another transfer window

 

[Lako42]

Yeah. We should buy players with smashing stats from other leagues like Musa, Soumare, Slimani, Daka. That'll be a better bet.

So players with shit stats will be better?

 

[londonfox]

If Rodgers remains in charge, I genuinely hope we don't sign anyone, regardless of who we sell.

 

[homer]

Akanji is in the final year of his contract. He's been expected to leave this summer and word on the street is that he's been speaking to an English club.

Dortmund fans consider him a weak link in their side so they'll be happy to sell.

I remember him from watching them a bit last season

Oh dear….

Hopefully complete bollocks

 

[big_mac4824]

interesting comments on Fofana and Rodgers apologies it is the last 3 mins of the clip. I could not be bothered to edit it.

Danny Murphy says Everton MUST get striker Armando Broja as part of Anthony Gordon’s transfer to CFC | talkSPORT's Danny Murphy says Everton Football Club MUST get striker Armando Broja as part of Anthony Gordon’s transfer to Chelsea Football Club |

talkSPORT's Danny Murphy says Everton Football Club MUST get striker Armando Broja as part of Anthony Gordon’s transfer to Chelsea Football Club

fb.watch

 

[Volpone]

Depressing.

 

[Joe_Fox]

However, in view of it being Chelsea, the authorities make an exception. **** you Leicester.

Took the words right out of my mouth. You can guarantee this would happen. The haves versus the have nots. It just ain't a level playing field any more. Football is broken.

 

[parafox]

I might be remembering this incorrectly but haven't they changed the rules for transfers since the Silva screwup?